Halloween 2013

[The Brain]

Raz, so cute niece.

[The Brain]

I'm not saying female athletes aren't hot, I'm saying watching them hone their hotness is boring, especially if you can't masturbate.

Why wouldn't you be able to masturbate?

[Ideologue]

Schools' draconian, sex-negative policies.

[The Brain]

Schools' draconian, sex-negative policies.

I would never let school cramp my style.

[Ed Anger]

Why did I buy Circus Peanuts? Why did I give them out?



I have sinned against humanity. 

I knew they were shit from my younger days. 

[Admiral Yi]

 

[Ed Anger]

A special place is reserved in hell for people that give out circus peanuts, candy corn and off, off brand candy.

[Admiral Yi]

circus peanuts,

candy corn

off, off brand candy.

Some regional candy bars can be pretty tasty.

[Ed Anger]

I'm thinking dollar store or Big lots candy.

[CountDeMoney]

I question the patriotism of both of you.  Hating on circus peanuts and candy corn would've gotten you blacklisted in the 1950s.

[DontSayBanana]

I question the patriotism of both of you.  Hating on circus peanuts and candy corn would've gotten you blacklisted in the 1950s.

Circus peanuts can go die.  Candy corn's alright.  What I always hated was the endless supply of Double Bubble from houses giving out a single piece.  My "goodies" bag was usually 2/3 Double Bubble, 1/4 Tootsie Rolls, and the rest was Smarties/one or two token pieces of actual chocolate.

When I trick-or-treated, Reese's cups were big game.

[Admiral Yi]

I question the patriotism of both of you.  Hating on circus peanuts and candy corn would've gotten you blacklisted in the 1950s.

Go drink your Ovaltine and leave us alone.

[Admiral Yi]

My black suit fits (just barely) so I am now transformed into a Reservoir Dog.  Or a Man in Black, which is the exact same getup.

Wish I could find some collar stays.

[Admiral Yi]

Found some collar stays in the pencil holder!  I am saved!

Also found my long lost nostril hair trimming scissors in the same place.

[Eddie Teach]

Candy corn tastes ok, not worth the toothache though.