Halloween 2013

[Ed Anger]

Beggar's night has turned into a wet, windy soggy mess. Instead of going out, the kids and their friends will come to my house, where I will dispense with the largesse of my empire.

I however got soaked going to CVS to buy enough extra candy to fill a cargo ship. Skittles and Smarties lay at my side.

And after the kids go home, I'm pounding my wife in her Princess Bubblegum outfit.

[Ed Anger]

And I just found out that they rescheduled trick or treat for Saturday. I'm done with this bullshit.

[PDH]

Supposed to be around 34 degrees with 15-20 mph winds here.  All of the little kids will be dressed up as witches and ghosts with snowmobile suits on.

[Admiral Yi]

No matter how cold it gets around here the college girls still manage to make it out in their thongs and pasties.

[Ed Anger]

 

[katmai]

No matter how cold it gets around here the college girls still manage to make it out in their thongs and pasties.

God bless America!

[Scipio]

We didn't just rape willy-nilly.

Bullshit.

We had a system!

PJ O'Rourke's historical research on this topic in Eat the Rich really opened my eyes to the equities of Viking economics.

[lustindarkness]

So, we trick or treated two different neighborhoods, ours last. During this second outing, I stayed home watching The Lost Boys on TV and giving out candy while they got soaked in the rain. I have enough candy in the house for what seems a year, they will eat it all in a month I bet.

[fhdz]

Weirdly, this year we got just enough candy so that we don't have any left over laying around the house.

I'm practicing my JIT supply chain skillz.

[Ed Anger]

And after the kids go home, I'm pounding my wife in her Princess Bubblegum outfit.

[fhdz]

 

[Admiral Yi]

 

[Syt]

And after the kids go home, I'm pounding my wife in her Princess Bubblegum outfit.

Terrifying.

[Ed Anger]

 

[Ed Anger]

I was wearing my Kirk outfit also. Gold sweaty shirt, too tight pants.