The Government Shutdown Countdown Lowdown MEGATHREAD

Started by CountDeMoney, September 17, 2013, 09:09:20 PM

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Neil

I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Jacob

Quote from: Neil on October 07, 2013, 04:59:42 PMHow did he get on the plane without a boarding pass?

The TSA blames the government shutdown.


Viking

Quote from: Neil on October 07, 2013, 04:59:42 PM
Quote from: Jacob on October 07, 2013, 03:58:20 PM
Nine year old boy gets on flight to Las Vegas from Minneapolis without ticket; TSA blames government shutdown.

That's some serious gumption, kid.
How did he get on the plane without a boarding pass?

I once traveled on the wrong day
the computer system was down, and I didn't check my ticket date and flew on the wrong day. This was before 9/11
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Jacob

Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 07, 2013, 05:02:30 PM
That makes no sense.

You're right - and on reading the original article it turns out that's not the case. The TSA person mentioned the government shutdown, but didn't say it was the cause, and later the TSA clarified. So... wrong thread. Mea culpa.

Original article here: http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2013/10/06/boy-boards-plane-at-minn-airport-without-ticket/

Ideologue

Quote from: 11B4V on October 07, 2013, 04:02:36 PM
:lol: So, technically he just relocated the bag.

In layman's terms he relocated the bag.  In technical terms, he converted it. :nerd:
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Neil

Quote from: Jacob on October 07, 2013, 05:00:33 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 07, 2013, 04:59:42 PMHow did he get on the plane without a boarding pass?

The TSA blames the government shutdown.
That doesn't make any sense.  That's a failure by the airline, not the TSA.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Viking on October 07, 2013, 05:09:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 07, 2013, 04:59:42 PM
Quote from: Jacob on October 07, 2013, 03:58:20 PM
Nine year old boy gets on flight to Las Vegas from Minneapolis without ticket; TSA blames government shutdown.

That's some serious gumption, kid.
How did he get on the plane without a boarding pass?

I once traveled on the wrong day
the computer system was down, and I didn't check my ticket date and flew on the wrong day. This was before 9/11
And you didn't notice until you got there!?  :wacko:
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Jet: I see.
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11B4V

Anarchy Reigns Amid Shutdown.  :lol:

QuoteShutdown Turns DC Into Giant Skatepark
(Newser) – At least one group is benefiting from the federal shutdown: skaters. The capital's stone benches and strong railings make for perfect skating obstacles, but are usually off-limits. But with buildings and plazas empty in Washington, DC, no one is around to police them, and the skaters are moving in, reports the Wall Street Journal. The paper observed as pros and amateurs alike spent Thursday and Friday last week grinding and flipping all over Freedom Plaza. A whole crew of pros come from Canada to film a video. A National Park Service officer warns one guy, but the crowds stick around. However, at least one local skater says he doesn't want to see the cops disappear altogether—being chased is part of the experience. "That thrill is always good," he says.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

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"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Jacob on October 07, 2013, 09:19:49 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 06, 2013, 11:00:17 PMWe are supposed to be sad about the closing of OSHA, EPA and FDA?

It's like you looked at China and all its food safety scandals, rampant environmental degradation, fake drugs scandals, and and general lack of consumer safety and thought "great, let's make it like that!"

But see, over there it's Communism.  Here, it's Freedom.

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Jacob on October 07, 2013, 09:19:49 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 06, 2013, 11:00:17 PMWe are supposed to be sad about the closing of OSHA, EPA and FDA?

It's like you looked at China and all its food safety scandals, rampant environmental degradation, fake drugs scandals, and and general lack of consumer safety and thought "great, let's make it like that!"

But see, over there it's Communism.  Here, it's Freedom.

Aren't we already importing those things?
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Jacob

Quote from: garbon on October 07, 2013, 09:50:04 PMAren't we already importing those things?

You are missing out on like 99% of them due to the robust nature of your regulatory schemes. No diseased pork carcasses floating in by the hundreds to major metropolises, no baby deaths from adulterated milk powder, no villages with 10x to 100x cancer rates due to untracked pollution, no schools collapsing killing the students inside due to substandard building materials used, no chickens dead from bird-flu sold to restaurants and served, no cheap pork died and injected with chemicals so it can be sold as beef, no fake pills with real labels being sold knowingly or not by clinics and pharmacies resulting in illnesses going untreated.

... it's not a pretty thing right now in China with that stuff. Of course, most things are fine and safe enough, but you're still playing a bit of a lottery with worse odds than in a place with effective regulatory schemes.

Viking

Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 07, 2013, 08:36:12 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 07, 2013, 05:09:41 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 07, 2013, 04:59:42 PM
Quote from: Jacob on October 07, 2013, 03:58:20 PM
Nine year old boy gets on flight to Las Vegas from Minneapolis without ticket; TSA blames government shutdown.

That's some serious gumption, kid.
How did he get on the plane without a boarding pass?

I once traveled on the wrong day
the computer system was down, and I didn't check my ticket date and flew on the wrong day. This was before 9/11
And you didn't notice until you got there!?  :wacko:

I didn't notice till I got to my layover and tried to check in with the computer there. It was embarrassing.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

jimmy olsen

Yikes, so what happened? You got a hotel there for a night?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point