NFL Week 2: Torn Labrum Edition!

[Neil]

Oh fuck.  The Ravens resigned Tandon Doss?  Why in the hell would they do that?

[MadBurgerMaker]

Hm. Texans - Titans. Flaming thumbtacks might be getting better.

[Alcibiades]

Karma for Merriweather, sumbitch.

[MadBurgerMaker]

   This game isn't going well for Houston.  It's not out of hand or anything at 10-7, but the Titans D is pretty stout.

[MadBurgerMaker]

TD Texans, and JJ Watt with a sack now, so that helps.  14-10 with Tenn punting.

[Grey Fox]

The Shanahans are idiots.

[MadBurgerMaker]

What did Leatherface and son do this time?

[sbr]

I'm playing against Aaron Rodgers in 2 leagues this week.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Holy shit the Titans can't get out of their own way.  Three penalties on this drive now, plus getting stuffed for losses on the two plays that have actually been run has put them inside their own 1 yar

That's a safety  THROW THE FLAG THROW THE FLAG  Bah they wont be able to overturn that I was wrong.  Wooo safety!  16-10 now.

[Liep]

I'm playing against Aaron Rodgers in 2 leagues this week.

I'm playing him in the one that counts.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Something weird just happened.  Houston punted, dude ran down and tossed it back out of the endzone to prevent the touchback, Titans player inexplicably tried to catch it, then a bunch of Houston players dove on it thinking it was their ball.  Instead, they called Illegal Touching and gave the ball to Tennessee on the 1.     They didn't say a number, but I assume it was on the dude who ran down and knocked it backwards to prevent the touchback, since everything else was happening around the 5 or so. 

E: Oooohhhh illegal touching on the Titans player, because he was OOB and came back in.  Okay.  Or...wait...they're talking about throwing it back?  Oh okay, so they have the option of taking the ball where dude first touched it, which they would because otherwise it's a turnover.  Or something.

Well that didn't matter either way because the Texans D just gave up a 99 yard TD drive to cough up the lead. 


Ah so that's even better!  Two sacks, then the rookie WR just sort of runs away from the ball when Schaub throws it to him for an easy pick 6 (he just sort of ran upfield and was waving for the ball while the DB was busy catching it).   

[Neil]

Wow.  That was a huge miscommunication between Schaub and his receiver.

[MadBurgerMaker]

That was really weird.  You could see him waving that he was open while the DB was catching it.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Andre Johnson and Arian Foster save the day, at least for now.  With the big catch, a TD run, and a 2pt conversion run.

Hope Johnson is okay. 

Jesus Christ, Bullock.  0/3 in FGs now. 

[Liep]

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