So, tomorrow I will meet president Obama

[Ideologue]

That's really off-putting.

I met a guy who met Nikki Haley Kaur once.  She's our Sikh fascist corporatist dominionist governor whose name I had to look up.

[Eddie Teach]

Does she wear a turban?

[Ideologue]

Women don't ordinarily wear dastars, no.  Nimrata Nikki Randhawa is "actually" a Methodist, and by "actually" I mean she "converted" when she "got married" and "decided to get involved in SC politics."  It's possible that her public faith is a reflection of her sincere private convictions, but hahahaha no.

I'm also pretty sure she shaves her legs, which is an affront to the Punjabi God that made her.

[Eddie Teach]

"decided to get involved in SC politics."

I think you may have gotten a little carried away with the quotes. 

[Ideologue]

I was being silly.

I also really wish I'd come up with the whole "Nikki Haley wants to impose the law of the Guru Granth Sahib on America" thing three years ago. 

[dps]

I've met Canada's greatest Prime Minister, Brian Mulroney. He probably held me in his arms!

He held you in his arms?

Yes, like all politicans do.

Hmm.  That doesn't look like Mulroney, at least not going by other pics of him that I've seen.

[CountDeMoney]

So my meeting John Elway - and spending several hours in a hotel bar talking football with him - means more than the other list?

Duh.  That's on par with me taking a leak next to Joe Theismann.

Try an Orioles pitcher in the urinal next to you asking exactly how "tight" you and your girlfriend really are.

[DontSayBanana]

Nice slogan:

Only took 20 years for him to make it to Vice President.

[derspiess]

So my meeting John Elway - and spending several hours in a hotel bar talking football with him - means more than the other list?

Duh.  That's on par with me taking a leak next to Joe Theismann.

Try an Orioles pitcher in the urinal next to you asking exactly how "tight" you and your girlfriend really are.

Okay, yeah.  Well, that crosses the line, obv.

[CountDeMoney]

Especially with his ERA.

[Valmy]

Especially with his ERA.

Was it Ben McDonald?

Hey how come you have not been talking O's much this season in the Baseball thread?  The season is starting to collapse and I have nobody to share my pain with.

[CountDeMoney]

LOL, no.  Ponson. 

[jimmy olsen]

Especially with his ERA.

Was it Ben McDonald?

Hey how come you have not been talking O's much this season in the Baseball thread?  The season is starting to collapse and I have nobody to share my pain with.

Only starting to collapse in September?

That's a GREAT season for the O's!

[Admiral Yi]

I shook Dan Quayle's hand. BEAT THAT.

I got the upside down left hand shake from Bob Dole.

[Siege]

The only American celebrity I ever met was James Duval.