So, tomorrow I will meet president Obama

[MadBurgerMaker]

The Secret Service is pouring over Languish posts right now.   

[Phillip V]

I was in a room with then-Senators Clinton and Obama, but was too much of an asshole to take a picture with them.

I was then forced to take this picture with Bush.

[Sheilbh]

You look thrilled.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, my only time I've been close to a POTUS was Dubya as well.  Weak.

Would've loved one with Bill.

[Ed Anger]

I shook Dan Quayle's hand. BEAT THAT.

[Phillip V]

I could get a pic with Bill if I went to work for his foundation as a lowly slave. No thanks!

[Ed Anger]

I also shook Sarah Palin's hand. YOU BETCHA.

My hand later fell off. Luckily, I had the Hand of Vecna in my safe.

[CountDeMoney]

I shook Dan Quayle's hand. BEAT THAT.

Shook Al Haig's hand, in his one and only campaign stop in Baltimore.  All three dozen of us volunteers and the single state campaign manager were there.   
My nipples were as hard as Pershing IIs.

[jimmy olsen]

Dorsey likes college football. Guller likes NASCAR. Dorsey: outrednecked by a Slav. 

I'm just watching it for the crashes, I swear!

I can't watch it on tv, the circles just bore me. But if I'm flipping stations on the radio and come across it, I get sucked in. The broadcast makes it sound really exciting.

[Ideologue]

NASCAR prefigured Days of Thunder, thus must be of some cultural value.

[Ed Anger]

RIP DICK TRICKLE

[11B4V]

I was in a room with then-Senators Clinton and Obama, but was too much of an asshole to take a picture with them.

I was then forced to take this picture with Bush.

You the chick?

[Phillip V]

Don't put me in your wank bank.

[katmai]

I also shook Sarah Palin's hand. YOU BETCHA.

My hand later fell off. Luckily, I had the Hand of Vecna in my safe.

does this makes us kinda Eskimo brothers ?

[Duque de Bragança]

Next, the two leaders will motor over to the Royal Institute of Technology (Kungliga Tekniska Högskolan, KTH) for a half hour look at the university's energy innovation research. The programme will focus on Swedish innovations within the Chemical Science division, with specific attention paid to fuel cells and solar cells.

?

/The Brain 

That's where Dolph Lundgren studied.