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Started by Bluebook, September 03, 2013, 10:09:21 AM

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Ideologue

That's really off-putting. :(

I met a guy who met Nikki Haley Kaur once.  She's our Sikh fascist corporatist dominionist governor whose name I had to look up. -_-
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Ideologue

Women don't ordinarily wear dastars, no.  Nimrata Nikki Randhawa is "actually" a Methodist, and by "actually" I mean she "converted" when she "got married" and "decided to get involved in SC politics."  It's possible that her public faith is a reflection of her sincere private convictions, but hahahaha no.

I'm also pretty sure she shaves her legs, which is an affront to the Punjabi God that made her.
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ideologue on September 04, 2013, 03:35:02 PM
"decided to get involved in SC politics."

I think you may have gotten a little carried away with the quotes.  :D
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Ideologue

I was being silly. -_-

I also really wish I'd come up with the whole "Nikki Haley wants to impose the law of the Guru Granth Sahib on America" thing three years ago.  <_<
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dps

Quote from: Grey Fox on September 04, 2013, 09:24:54 AM
Quote from: garbon on September 04, 2013, 09:19:43 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 04, 2013, 09:13:31 AM
I've met Canada's greatest Prime Minister, Brian Mulroney. He probably held me in his arms!

He held you in his arms? :unsure:

Yes, like all politicans do.



Hmm.  That doesn't look like Mulroney, at least not going by other pics of him that I've seen.










;)

CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on September 04, 2013, 08:53:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on September 04, 2013, 08:50:54 AM
So my meeting John Elway - and spending several hours in a hotel bar talking football with him - means more than the other list? ;)

Duh.  That's on par with me taking a leak next to Joe Theismann.

Try an Orioles pitcher in the urinal next to you asking exactly how "tight" you and your girlfriend really are.

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derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 04, 2013, 08:12:05 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 04, 2013, 08:53:27 AM
Quote from: merithyn on September 04, 2013, 08:50:54 AM
So my meeting John Elway - and spending several hours in a hotel bar talking football with him - means more than the other list? ;)

Duh.  That's on par with me taking a leak next to Joe Theismann.

Try an Orioles pitcher in the urinal next to you asking exactly how "tight" you and your girlfriend really are.

Okay, yeah.  Well, that crosses the line, obv.
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Valmy

Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 04, 2013, 08:29:27 PM
Especially with his ERA.

Was it Ben McDonald?

Hey how come you have not been talking O's much this season in the Baseball thread?  The season is starting to collapse and I have nobody to share my pain with.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Valmy on September 04, 2013, 10:38:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 04, 2013, 08:29:27 PM
Especially with his ERA.

Was it Ben McDonald?

Hey how come you have not been talking O's much this season in the Baseball thread?  The season is starting to collapse and I have nobody to share my pain with.
Only starting to collapse in September? :o

That's a GREAT season for the O's!
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Quote from: Ed Anger on September 03, 2013, 07:23:29 PM
I shook Dan Quayle's hand. BEAT THAT.

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