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[Jacob]

As CC noted, the joke is on me.  Your wit was so dry it escaped my notice that you were being witty.  That's the best kind of dry wit.

Once in a while I manage to pull a fast one, but just as often I end up being the knob.

[CountDeMoney]

I really wish you would all just leave grumbler alone and stop shitpiling him.

[Ed Anger]

The shitpile reminds him of the time he spent at the Agoge in Sparta.

Fun times.

[merithyn]

I suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

It's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. We'll have to shake it off and start again.

[crazy canuck]

I suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

It's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. We'll have to shake it off and start again.

[Malthus]

I suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

It's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. We'll have to shake it off and start again.

[Jacob]

It's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. We'll have to shake it off and start again.

(but minus points for reusing glance)

[merithyn]

It's not entirely your fault. A quick glans wouldn't have shown you the joke, and the continued abuse must have hardened you against us. We'll have to shake it off and start again.

(but minus points for reusing glance)

I had to. It was the only way to set up the other two.

[mongers]

has mongers hijacked grumbler's account?

It took a while, but I finally guessed his password:  "stalkssomepostersfromthreadtothreadandsnipeatthem"

[Admiral Yi]

Disagree that grumbler is a stalker.  He's indifferent to the identity of his targets.

[Sheilbh]

I want a Trans-Europe Express and a UK wide Circle Line

[CountDeMoney]

Sometimes I forget Shiv is gay.