San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.

[crazy canuck]

Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

It is a joke.   

It is the exact same joke as I would use on anyone who uses the phrase "longest blowjob in history" in a thread title.  Sorry if it got your knickers in a twist, but this is Languish and that stuff happens all the time.

As a matter of curiosity, though, what exactly about my comment made it so "low" when you commented not at all on this:

Fucking die, die, die
you fucking rickshaw riding
fucking ass fuckstick

?

Actually quoting in the whole thing just incase you realize what an ass you were/are and try to change it.

[grumbler]

Actually quoting in the whole thing just incase you realize what an ass you were/are and try to change it.

Thanks for the ad hom, but why would I want to change anything in my post? 

[merithyn]

Damn you, Mongers.

Forgive him.  He's had a fixation on blowjobs since he went out last week, got two blow jobs, and then went back to give one of them to his mate at the pub.

Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

You know grumbler. He has to be the cock-of-the-walk.

[grumbler]

You know grumbler. He has to be the cock-of-the-walk.

Thanks for the ad hom.  Haven't seen one of those since CC posted one a half-hour before you.  You also get a dogpile point. Well-done. 

[frunk]

Thanks for the ad hom.  Haven't seen one of those since CC posted one a half-hour before you.  You also get a dogpile point. Well-done. 

I sense your ire has been pricked.

[Maximus]

[crazy canuck]

Actually quoting in the whole thing just incase you realize what an ass you were/are and try to change it.

Thanks for the ad hom, but why would I want to change anything in my post? 

Its not an ad hom, I am actually attacking your stupidity.

[CountDeMoney]

As a matter of curiosity, though, what exactly about my comment made it so "low" when you commented not at all on this:

Fucking die, die, die
you fucking rickshaw riding
fucking ass fuckstick

?

Anti-Timmayism requires no such response.  Even Xiacob is anti-Timmay, even though he pretends not to be.

[Jacob]

It is a joke.   

It is the exact same joke as I would use on anyone who uses the phrase "longest blowjob in history" in a thread title.  Sorry if it got your knickers in a twist, but this is Languish and that stuff happens all the time.

My knickers are entirely untwisted. I was merely indulging in a few male genitalia related puns. It was, in the words of a languish luminary, "a joke".

I suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer

As a matter of curiosity, though, what exactly about my comment made it so "low" when you commented not at all on this:

Fucking die, die, die
you fucking rickshaw riding
fucking ass fuckstick

?

Seedy's poetry (that's a Seedy post, right?) and its context did not invite including the word "blow" in the response, thus there was no need to use "low" to set it up.

[Jacob]

You know grumbler. He has to be the cock-of-the-walk.

A quick glance at his posts confirms your theory.

[grumbler]

I sense your ire has been pricked. 

Indeed.  I am furious.  Note all the obscenities I have been flinging around! 

[Jacob]

Anti-Timmayism requires no such response.  Even Xiacob is anti-Timmay, even though he pretends not to be.

You wound me sir; I was anti-Timmay before it was cool, before even PDH joined the cause. I just don't indulge much these days since almost everyone's on the anti-Timmay wagon.

I'm the hipster of anti-Timmayism.

[grumbler]

My knickers are entirely untwisted. I was merely indulging in a few male genitalia related puns. It was, in the words of a languish luminary, "a joke".

As CC noted, the joke is on me.  Your wit was so dry it escaped my notice that you were being witty.  That's the best kind of dry wit.

I suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

[crazy canuck]

I suppose it sucked, so I should consider sacking my writer

[crazy canuck]

Keep your writer; I'll sack my reader.  He's way too slow today (he missed Meri being witty, as well).

Your reader also missed that one too.