San Francisco To Get Longest Blowjob In History.

[mongers]

Will this thing suck, blow or is it just a pipe-dream ?

Elon Musk's 'Hyperloop' idea for San Francisco-LA link

US-based entrepreneur Elon Musk has unveiled his proposed supersonic "Hyperloop" transport concept to link Los Angeles and San Francisco.

The SpaceX, Tesla and Paypal founder envisions using magnets and fans to shoot capsules floating on a cushion of air through a long tube.

If it is ever built, a Hyperloop trip between the two California cities would last about 30 minutes, he said.

But Mr Musk says he is currently too busy to develop the project himself.

In a paper outlining the Hyperloop proposal, Mr Musk suggested the solar-powered system would be a faster, safer, less costly, and more efficient mode of transport between Los Angeles and San Francisco than the high-speed train currently under development.

"Short of figuring out real teleportation, which would of course be awesome... the only option for super fast travel is to build a tube over or under the ground that contains a special environment," Mr Musk wrote.
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rest of item here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23677205

[CountDeMoney]

Great, the future of transportation is based on bank drive-thrus and Bloomingdale's Finance Department, circa 1956.

[garbon]

And we already had a thread about this recently when Musk shared the news that he would be announcing news.

[CountDeMoney]

Damn you, Mongers.

[garbon]

I had forgotten your shitty poetry, Seedy.

http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,10188

[Ed Anger]

Groovy haikus. I can dig it.

[mongers]

Damn you, Mongers.

[grumbler]

Damn you, Mongers.

Forgive him.  He's had a fixation on blowjobs since he went out last week, got two blow jobs, and then went back to give one of them to his mate at the pub.

[Maximus]

has mongers hijacked grumbler's account?

[grumbler]

has mongers hijacked grumbler's account?

Has mongers hijacked Maximus's account?

[Ed Anger]

When Grumbler thinks of hijacking, he remembers the day boarding the Roman wine transport off Crete.

[CountDeMoney]

I had forgotten your shitty poetry, Seedy.

That makes two of us.

[Jacob]

Damn you, Mongers.

Forgive him.  He's had a fixation on blowjobs since he went out last week, got two blow jobs, and then went back to give one of them to his mate at the pub.

Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

[grumbler]

Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

It is a joke.   

It is the exact same joke as I would use on anyone who uses the phrase "longest blowjob in history" in a thread title.  Sorry if it got your knickers in a twist, but this is Languish and that stuff happens all the time.

As a matter of curiosity, though, what exactly about my comment made it so "low" when you commented not at all on this:

Fucking die, die, die
you fucking rickshaw riding
fucking ass fuckstick

?

[crazy canuck]

Come on, that was a low blow. Why are you dicking around like that?

It is a joke.   

Jokes on you