If you could produce a big budget HBO series, what would it be about?

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Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2013, 11:24:55 AM
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A frontier town in South Dakota, with the prospect of statehood quickly approaching, enlivened by great character actors portraying rival saloon keepers, Jew hardware store owners, gold-hearted whores, banditos, wealthy laudanum addicts, and a Canadian would-be sheriff.
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This one is easy, and would be a big hit, but would probably require a larger budget.

The complete Patrick O'Brian series.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/039306011X

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Quote from: Capetan Mihali on July 12, 2013, 11:52:20 AM
A frontier town in South Dakota, with the prospect of statehood quickly approaching, enlivened by great character actors portraying rival saloon keepers, Jew hardware store owners, gold-hearted whores, banditos, wealthy laudanum addicts, and a Canadian would-be sheriff.

Sounds good, but they should make the sheriff from Kentucky.
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Quote from: crazy canuck on July 12, 2013, 11:56:59 AM
This one is easy, and would be a big hit, but would probably require a larger budget.

The complete Patrick O'Brian series.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/039306011X

I don't think the budget would be too bad.  80% of the series is set on ships, so you just need 2-3 sailing ships and you're mostly set.
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Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 12, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on July 12, 2013, 11:52:20 AM
A frontier town in South Dakota, with the prospect of statehood quickly approaching, enlivened by great character actors portraying rival saloon keepers, Jew hardware store owners, gold-hearted whores, banditos, wealthy laudanum addicts, and a Canadian would-be sheriff.

Sounds good, but they should make the sheriff from Kentucky.

Good idea, we might just get through 3 seasons with that alteration.
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Quote from: Barrister on July 12, 2013, 12:02:54 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on July 12, 2013, 11:56:59 AM
This one is easy, and would be a big hit, but would probably require a larger budget.

The complete Patrick O'Brian series.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/039306011X

I don't think the budget would be too bad.  80% of the series is set on ships, so you just need 2-3 sailing ships and you're mostly set.

This would be awesome... I think it would be tough to make it look good though.  Hornblower series had 2-3 sailing ships and looked pretty hack at times trying to stage the shots.  CGI ships would probably be better for fleet actions and a real ship or two for on deck close-ups.  It would also require production pools for storms, etc.

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Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on July 12, 2013, 11:44:15 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 12, 2013, 11:01:36 AM
Dreadnoughts.

I would love to do a movie in Jutland, or a series on the entire naval war.

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Master of the World: air pirate Roburs ongoing one man war against
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Or a Star Trek show. Thatd be way fucking rad.
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