Today's "Let's See How We Can Fuck Over the American Worker" Thread

Started by CountDeMoney, June 30, 2013, 05:39:09 PM

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grumbler

#225
July 06, 2013, 04:14:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 06, 2013, 03:47:28 PM
You got it, Mr. Cunt.

Glad we could come to an agreement, Mr. Postal.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

CountDeMoney

#226
July 06, 2013, 04:35:12 PM
Just for you, I'm going to drop "cunt" during my next interview, and see how it goes. :yeah:

11B4V

#227
July 06, 2013, 04:40:45 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 06, 2013, 08:47:52 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 06, 2013, 08:23:06 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 06, 2013, 08:09:38 AM
And those are our two options.  We can hire this guy or die.

3d option- tell the client you can't find anybody and return your fee. Yeah, that's going to happen.

You only got two applications for the position?  Mr. Cunt and Mr. AK-47?
Maybe look beyond Craigslist for advertising.


Hire AK-47 dude, you would then have a shooting partner.  :thumbsup:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Caliga

#228
July 06, 2013, 04:43:14 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on July 06, 2013, 04:40:45 PM
Hire AK-47 dude, you would then have a shooting partner.  :thumbsup:
I interviewed a guy several years later who was a total outdoorsman and went into detail about his deer and turkey hunting.  He hunted with both guns and crossbows. :cool:  Would have loved to have hired him--though in this case I wasn't in the position to make the hiring decision--but then the goddamn position got put on hold and eventually eliminated. :mad:
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

11B4V

#229
July 06, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 06, 2013, 04:35:12 PM
Just for you, I'm going to drop "cunt" during my next interview, and see how it goes. :yeah:

You need to do it  subtly

"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

katmai

#230
July 06, 2013, 04:53:21 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 05, 2013, 09:05:58 PM
I wish people would stop bashing Cal. He's one of the nicest persons on this board and deserves better.

:lmfao:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Razgovory

#231
July 07, 2013, 02:17:45 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 06, 2013, 04:35:12 PM
Just for you, I'm going to drop "cunt" during my next interview, and see how it goes. :yeah:

Watch out, you may just end up employed.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#232
July 07, 2013, 02:18:43 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on July 06, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 06, 2013, 04:35:12 PM
Just for you, I'm going to drop "cunt" during my next interview, and see how it goes. :yeah:

You need to do it  subtly

"What's that son, I cunt hear you.  You'll have to speak up."
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

dps

#233
July 07, 2013, 08:58:42 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 07, 2013, 02:17:45 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 06, 2013, 04:35:12 PM
Just for you, I'm going to drop "cunt" during my next interview, and see how it goes. :yeah:

Watch out, you may just end up employed.

Yeah, not saying cunt during his interviews has kept him unemployed for a long time now.  He wouldn't want to screw up that track record.

Razgovory

#234
July 07, 2013, 12:45:04 PM
Grumbler would hire him.  Wouldn't want to accidentally get the crazy guy with the AK.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Minsky Moment

#235
July 09, 2013, 01:15:50 PM
Experienced system administrator seeks employment in Caracas area:

+ Extensive international experience and contacts
+ Unique expertise in database security
+ Can supply own laptops
+ Some familiarity with Russian and Cantonese
+ partial references available
+ has never said the word "cunt"

Start date pending diplomatic flight schedule.
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson

garbon

#237
July 09, 2013, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 09, 2013, 01:15:50 PM
Experienced system administrator seeks employment in Caracas area:

+ Extensive international experience and contacts
+ Unique expertise in database security
+ Can supply own laptops
+ Some familiarity with Russian and Cantonese
+ partial references available
+ has never said the word "cunt"

Start date pending diplomatic flight schedule.

:P
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#238
July 09, 2013, 01:25:34 PM
:lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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