2016 elections - because it's never too early

Started by merithyn, May 09, 2013, 07:37:45 AM

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derspiess

She doesn't dislike all Mexicans, just the illegal ones.
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Valmy

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Jacob

Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2016, 10:13:58 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 15, 2016, 09:58:51 AM
I'm familiar with one woman who recently decided she wanted to vote for Trump :ph34r:

Ah anecdotes. Always better than polling.

Spicy has long proclaimed that his wife votes the way he instructs her as long as he buys her a pair of shoes. Presumably that still holds in this election.

Berkut

My wife would consider beating me with a pair of shoes if she thought I was "instructing" her on how to do much of anything, much less express her political will.

I am sure spicy would hate her.
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Legbiter

Quote from: FunkMonk on June 15, 2016, 10:07:37 AMI too agree that Donald is flying by the seat of his pants. It makes this whole disaster even more enjoyable  :lol:

All I see is cool calculation.

And when it comes to unfavorability, you don't need to outrun the bear. You only need to outrun your camping buddy.  :hmm:
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derspiess

Quote from: Jacob on June 15, 2016, 11:26:12 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2016, 10:13:58 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 15, 2016, 09:58:51 AM
I'm familiar with one woman who recently decided she wanted to vote for Trump :ph34r:

Ah anecdotes. Always better than polling.

Spicy has long proclaimed that his wife votes the way he instructs her as long as he buys her a pair of shoes. Presumably that still holds in this election.

Well, I was going to put it to you guys-- should I 'encourage' her to vote for Johnson, or should I let her vote her conscience?
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Barrister

It astounds me that your hispanic immigrant wife would consider voting for Trump.
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garbon

Quote from: Barrister on June 15, 2016, 12:17:46 PM
It astounds me that your hispanic immigrant wife would consider voting for Trump.

My uncle married a hispanic immigrant (she had her citizenship test when I was a teen) / into a hispanic immigrant family and he supports Trump. :wacko:
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Jacob

More Trump watching fun:

Trump says people who don't report their neighbours for engaging in suspicious activities should be punished: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-orlando-san-bernardino_us_575f1802e4b0e4fe51435eb2

Observations from a Trump rally: https://storify.com/case_face/a-trump-rally-in-greensboro-anger-in-here-is-palpa


Jacob

Quote from: Barrister on June 15, 2016, 12:17:46 PM
It astounds me that your hispanic immigrant wife would consider voting for Trump.

I suppose she expects to be declared "one of the good ones" during Trump rule.

derspiess

Quote from: Berkut on June 15, 2016, 11:40:01 AM
My wife would consider beating me with a pair of shoes if she thought I was "instructing" her on how to do much of anything, much less express her political will.

I am sure spicy would hate her.

I'm sure she's lovely.  My wife is just extremely cynical about voting because she came from a country where voting is kind of pointless most of the time.  She otherwise wouldn't vote, and doesn't feel put out by me suggesting who she vote for.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

Quote from: Jacob on June 15, 2016, 12:21:28 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 15, 2016, 12:17:46 PM
It astounds me that your hispanic immigrant wife would consider voting for Trump.

I suppose she expects to be declared "one of the good ones" during Trump rule.

We already got a certificate.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

FunkMonk

Quote from: Legbiter on June 15, 2016, 12:14:35 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 15, 2016, 10:07:37 AMI too agree that Donald is flying by the seat of his pants. It makes this whole disaster even more enjoyable  :lol:

All I see is cool calculation.

And when it comes to unfavorability, you don't need to outrun the bear. You only need to outrun your camping buddy.  :hmm:

Ah, I get it! :wink:
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derspiess

Quote from: Barrister on June 15, 2016, 12:17:46 PM
It astounds me that your hispanic immigrant wife would consider voting for Trump.

She knows he was only talking about illegals.
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garbon

Quote from: derspiess on June 15, 2016, 12:28:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 15, 2016, 12:17:46 PM
It astounds me that your hispanic immigrant wife would consider voting for Trump.

She knows he was only talking about illegals.

Oh like when he said a Mexican-American judge (born in Indiana) couldn't be objective?
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