Most Attractive Peoples

[Ed Anger]

Also, I'd use the time machine to punch Spellus in the nuts every year. The ghost of Nut punching past.

See, that is a use of my time machine I can get behind.

As long as we also cock-punch Timmy each month too.

We need towels and bars of soap. private tim needs a beatin'.

[HVC]

Look them up now. they'll be old and or fat and you'll feel better.

[CountDeMoney]

Look them up now. they'll be old and or fat and you'll feel better.

I can't find her.

[Ed Anger]

I found a girl from high school a while back. She's a lesbian now.

[HVC]

Look them up now. they'll be old and or fat and you'll feel better.

I can't find her.

that means she's really blown up. take comfort in that

[katmai]

I found a girl from high school a while back. She's a lesbian now.

Figures Ed turns them gay.

[Ed Anger]

I found a girl from high school a while back. She's a lesbian now.

Figures Ed turns them gay.

Gay or preggers.

[katmai]

Gay and Preggers?

[Ed Anger]

Gay and Preggers?

Gross.

[Tonitrus]

I found a girl from high school a while back. She's a lesbian now.

I had found out a middle school crush had become a militant lesbian/feminist activist. 

[derspiess]

Also, I'd use the time machine to punch Spellus in the nuts every year. The ghost of Nut punching past.

See, that is a use of my time machine I can get behind.

As long as we also cock-punch Timmy each month too.

We need towels and bars of soap. private tim needs a beatin'.

It's called a soap party 

[mongers]

You ever notice how the ones we miss on and regret are the worse kind of "Man, I fucked that up, how stupid of me! ", but the ones we actually hit and regret are kinda like, "Yeah, shouldn't have done that, meh :shrug:"?

Sure we all have regrets; territory, age and all.

But that's what the internet is for, to make damn sure one leaves no trace, so no one can look you up. 

I'll leave it up to her, to find me in a pub I no longer frequent. 

[Neil]

I found a girl from a high school a while back. She's a lesbian now my wife.

LULZ

[Tamas]

I found a girl from a high school a while back. She's a lesbian now my wife.

LULZ

just admit you envy him

[Eddie Teach]

Ed's wife doesn't stand to inherit millions.