Things were better when....

[Neil]

The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.

The other week, I was going out to play some poker with some friends, and my wife told me to have a nice 'bromantic evening'.

I was saddened and distressed.

[Malthus]

The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.

The other week, I was going out to play some poker with some friends, and my wife told me to have a nice 'bromantic evening'.

I was saddened and distressed.

I'll bet that term was invented by women to discourage boy's night out-style behaviours by passive-aggressively praising them. 

[Razgovory]

The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.

The other week, I was going out to play some poker with some friends, and my wife told me to have a nice 'bromantic evening'.

I was saddened and distressed.

I didn't know you were gay.

[Ed Anger]

Hell, things were better when teens weren't texting and driving, students didn't call their university instructor by their first name, when we could count on a good old nemesis like the USSR, cars belched out blue smoke and we liked it.

Hear hear.

[Neil]

The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.

The other week, I was going out to play some poker with some friends, and my wife told me to have a nice 'bromantic evening'.

I was saddened and distressed.

I didn't know you were gay.

So what was it about my post that made you angry and jealous?  A wife?  Friends?  Leaving the house?

[PDH]

Another thing - pudding.  It used to come in metal cans with lids that could slice your tongue off.  It was a death sport to lick the lids, a rite of passage.  Now, pudding has been pansified and America's youth is suffering.

[alfred russel]

Now I've got a new peeve, the "Seasonique" pills. NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONLY 4 PERIODS.

Yeah, that isn't going to get me to buy the pill.

[saskganesh]

telephones on TV.

back in the day, we had two house phones. when a phone rang on TV, it was pretty obvious it was the TV phone.

now, people have multiple gadgets. and "unique" ringers. when something/someone rings, I usually do not know where it is coming from. when a TV or movie is on, I sometimes get very confused.

and people who use telephones in music samples should be disconnected.

[Grey Fox]

Pontiac weren't going extinct

[Tonitrus]

Another thing - pudding.  It used to come in metal cans with lids that could slice your tongue off.  It was a death sport to lick the lids, a rite of passage.  Now, pudding has been pansified and America's youth is suffering.

Heck, I am old as dirt, and I never recall encountering any metal when licking off the tops of my Swiss Miss pudding.

[garbon]

Another thing - pudding.  It used to come in metal cans with lids that could slice your tongue off.  It was a death sport to lick the lids, a rite of passage.  Now, pudding has been pansified and America's youth is suffering.

Judy, we can still buy pudding in a can here in England. I'm sure they are not made by Campbell's - can't think who they are made by, but you can get chocolate pudding, treacle sponge pudding and possibly other flavours. I haven't had one for years but people must still buy them as our supermarket still stocks them.

Jackie

[HVC]

Another thing - pudding.  It used to come in metal cans with lids that could slice your tongue off.  It was a death sport to lick the lids, a rite of passage.  Now, pudding has been pansified and America's youth is suffering.

Mmm. i miss buttersotch pudding in a can. the ones in plastic containers don't taste the same.

also, i miss old campbels mushroom soup.

[Martinus]

Ed Anger: please stop writing me semi-funny emails/PMs in my dreams. Thank you.

Do you ever dream about vampire stripper ponies committing crimes?

There should be a tv series about a vampire stripper pony who fights crimes.

[Martinus]

The term "Bromance". Anybody using that should be raped with a glass dildo that explodes in them.

I like the term.

[Martinus]

telephones on TV.

back in the day, we had two house phones. when a phone rang on TV, it was pretty obvious it was the TV phone.

now, people have multiple gadgets. and "unique" ringers. when something/someone rings, I usually do not know where it is coming from. when a TV or movie is on, I sometimes get very confused.

and people who use telephones in music samples should be disconnected.

Don't worry. Many elderly people (especially potheads) get easily confused by unfamiliar sounds and sights.