Erasing All The People In Close Proximity To a Particular Book.

Started by mongers, October 18, 2012, 04:48:49 PM

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Drakken

#60
October 20, 2012, 10:00:01 AM Last Edit: October 20, 2012, 10:02:49 AM by Drakken
Since the biggest literary atrocities have already been named, I'll add any chick lit nonsense book by Lauren Weisberger or Sophie Kinsella.

Also, the Lord of the Rings. Its readers blight my sight.

I spare the Hunger Games series, because even if it plagiarizes The Running Man it's still tweens murdering each other for fun and games.

Eddie Teach

#61
October 20, 2012, 10:02:05 AM
Why are so many of you trying to kill all the wimmins? Don't you understand the laws of supply and demand?  :huh:
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Razgovory

#62
October 20, 2012, 10:22:01 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 19, 2012, 03:48:42 AM
The Bible.  :cool:

It just occurred to me that Marty probably owns a bible.  He probably looked for the closest book to name and saw it on his shelf.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#63
October 20, 2012, 11:30:08 AM
The closest book was "polish military victories". It's a light read.
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katmai

#64
October 20, 2012, 11:50:48 AM
Pamphlets don't count.
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