Erasing All The People In Close Proximity To a Particular Book.

Started by mongers, October 18, 2012, 04:48:49 PM

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mongers

Inspired by Raz's genocide threat, I propose this question, you have to choose a particular book title, one that's been reprinted at least three times, and everyone within 10 feet of a copy of the title at the specified moment, gets erased from the face of the earth, so which book is it ?


At the moment I'm leaning towards the DaVinci code, but haven't pushed the button on it, as I know it would kill a lot of old dears/volunteers in thrift/charity shops.

Oh and one acception, anyone who works in a bookshop gets automatic immunity form the effect.

Think of it as the reverse of book burning, books that burn people.  :P
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Quote from: mongers on October 18, 2012, 04:48:49 PM
At the moment I'm leaning towards the DaVinci code, but haven't pushed the button on it, as I know it would kill a lot of old dears/volunteers in thrift/charity shops.

That might have been topical like 9 years ago.
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DaVinci Code was a perfectly serviceable paperback thriller.  Twilight is tween romance, and is pretty standard for the genre.

Please try and come up with something slightly more evil - perhaps Mein Kampf of Mao's Little Red Book.
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Quote from: Barrister on October 18, 2012, 04:55:33 PM
DaVinci Code was a perfectly serviceable paperback thriller.  Twilight is tween romance, and is pretty standard for the genre.

Please try and come up with something slightly more evil - perhaps Mein Kampf of Mao's Little Red Book.

With Twilight, we'd get the added bonus of nailing anyone with a copy of 50 Shades of Grey for free.  It's standard for the genre, but the readership it got is anything but.
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DGuller

Quote from: Barrister on October 18, 2012, 04:55:33 PM
Please try and come up with something slightly more evil - perhaps Mein Kampf of Mao's Little Red Book.
:yes: Or Atlas Shrugged.

DontSayBanana

Quote from: DGuller on October 18, 2012, 05:09:32 PM
:yes: Or Atlas Shrugged.

Hmm, that could be an excellent candidate, too.  Problem is, it wouldn't get the morons who've seen the movie but not read the book.
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DontSayBanana

Just proposed this to my mom, and she had a good answer: Dianetics. :lol:
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Quote from: mongers on October 18, 2012, 04:48:49 PM
Inspired by Raz's genocide threat, I propose this question, you have to choose a particular book title, one that's been reprinted at least three times, and everyone within 10 feet of a copy of the title at the specified moment, gets erased from the face of the earth, so which book is it ?


At the moment I'm leaning towards the DaVinci code,

Typical Mongers bait and switch.  :lol:
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Quote from: Barrister on October 18, 2012, 05:35:59 PM
Don't anybody dare say the Koran.  They keep a copy in courtrooms.

Koran.

There. Lawyers vaporized.
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Quote from: Barrister on October 18, 2012, 04:55:33 PM
DaVinci Code was a perfectly serviceable paperback thriller.  Twilight is tween romance, and is pretty standard for the genre.

Please try and come up with something slightly more evil - perhaps Mein Kampf of Mao's Little Red Book.

Silly.  I'd bet $100 that most copies of Hitler's or Mao's works are owned by people with a mere historical interest in the Third Reich or PRC.
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