Polish Smolensk plane crash - new fun

[DGuller]

   That 47% does seem to be a magical number lately, doesn't it?

[Martinus]

  That 47% does seem to be a magical number lately, doesn't it?

Heh, no kidding. I haven't realized that until now. Maybe Romney was right and simply 47% of people in any populace should be culled?

[Eddie Teach]

How many really believe that and how many are just agreeing because it's something they think they heard in the news? I mean it's kinda like those polls saying x% of people think Obama's a Muslim.

[alfred russel]

Kubica?

Yeah. The Cardinal sent him a vial with John Paul II's blood, so he gets better. In a recent poll, 47% of Poles thought it worked.

How does that work? Do you need to drink the blood, rub in on the injury, inject it, or what?

[DGuller]

BTW, is it standard practice for Catholics to stockpile the bodily fluids of their popes? 

[Martinus]

Kubica?

Yeah. The Cardinal sent him a vial with John Paul II's blood, so he gets better. In a recent poll, 47% of Poles thought it worked.

How does that work? Do you need to drink the blood, rub in on the injury, inject it, or what?

If True Blood is anything to go by, drinking it or rubbing it into the wound works.

[Martinus]

BTW, is it standard practice for Catholics to stockpile the bodily fluids of their popes? 

It's a part of standard Catholic necromancy. This picture, by the way, begs for a caption. "Can you smell this, guys?"

[Malthus]

Then again 47% of Poles think that a small bottle with blood of John Paul II helped to heal a Polish race driver when he had an accident last year (he got the blood from one of the highest ranking Polish catholic cardinals, who apparently has a whole storage of it).

Cardinal ... or vampire? 

[Martinus]

Then again 47% of Poles think that a small bottle with blood of John Paul II helped to heal a Polish race driver when he had an accident last year (he got the blood from one of the highest ranking Polish catholic cardinals, who apparently has a whole storage of it).

Cardinal ... or vampire? 

Or both? 

[Malthus]

Then again 47% of Poles think that a small bottle with blood of John Paul II helped to heal a Polish race driver when he had an accident last year (he got the blood from one of the highest ranking Polish catholic cardinals, who apparently has a whole storage of it).

Cardinal ... or vampire? 

Or both? 

The 'bursting into flames when going into a church' thing would make it a tough job for a vampire to fill. 

[Martinus]

In other news, apparently John Paul II's "relics" are so popular, his dirty laundry is on sale:

http://www.olmcparish.com/uploads/August_26__2012.pdf

I wonder if there is a single fetish or niche sexual practice the Catholic Church does not cater to.