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Started by Darth Wagtaros, March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM

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Darth Wagtaros

March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM
Was at lunch wtih some co-workers the other day, the old people were talking about their marriages. One of them, quite out nowhere said, "First night of my honeymoon I got under a glass coffee table and my wife got on top of it and took a big shit so I could watch."

He realized what he said and got upset.  This ruined the chicken curry to some degree.
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CountDeMoney

#1
March 23, 2012, 02:25:45 PM
Nothing like a shit-fetish eavesdrop to add a little hazelnut flavor to lunch.


And what the fuck are you doing eating something with curry for lunch, anyway?  You like ass-burning dumps at the office bathrooms in the afternoon?  Absolutely no consideration for your co-workers.

derspiess

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March 23, 2012, 02:30:46 PM
Suddenly I'm glad my co-workers are so boring.
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Darth Wagtaros

#3
March 23, 2012, 02:37:33 PM
I wanted to get some Indian food.  The buffet was so so,  though. I wanted Vindaloo.
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mongers

#4
March 23, 2012, 02:48:37 PM
Maybe D.W. was the only one who 'heard' this at the lunch ?  :hmm:
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The Brain

#5
March 23, 2012, 02:59:08 PM
Is she hott?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Zoupa

#6
March 23, 2012, 04:49:51 PM
I love languish lol :lol:

Razgovory

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March 23, 2012, 05:04:34 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 23, 2012, 02:19:35 PM
Was at lunch wtih some co-workers the other day, the old people were talking about their marriages. One of them, quite out nowhere said, "First night of my honeymoon I got under a glass coffee table and my wife got on top of it and took a big shit so I could watch."

He realized what he said and got upset.  This ruined the chicken curry to some degree.

Strange.  I normally reserve shitting on the furniture for right before I leave a hotel.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Martinus

#8
March 23, 2012, 05:32:20 PM
I heard that one of the nastiest tricks one could pull in situations like that is pulling the glass table out at the last moment.

Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER.  :yuk:

DGuller

#9
March 23, 2012, 06:04:37 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 23, 2012, 05:32:20 PM
I heard that one of the nastiest tricks one could pull in situations like that is pulling the glass table out at the last moment.

Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER.  :yuk:
What if someone vomits or shits on their feet?

Razgovory

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March 23, 2012, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 23, 2012, 05:32:20 PM

Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER.  :yuk:

And now you know how we feel about you.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

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March 23, 2012, 07:28:46 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 23, 2012, 02:25:45 PM
And what the fuck are you doing eating something with curry for lunch, anyway?  You like ass-burning dumps at the office bathrooms in the afternoon?  Absolutely no consideration for your co-workers.
At my former company we used go get Indian fairly often at lunch... there was a great Indian joint like half a mile away.  I never had any problems afterward.  PF Chang's, on the other hand.... :x
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OttoVonBismarck

#12
March 23, 2012, 07:30:27 PM
Yeah I can eat garbage Americhinese cuisine like a champion but there are consequences. Even aside from any gastrointestinal distress it makes me extremely lethargic for hours afterward, if I eat something like that for lunch you might as well count me as working half a day.

Caliga

#13
March 23, 2012, 07:33:50 PM
Chang's food is really, really oily, which I think has something to do with it.
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Eddie Teach

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March 23, 2012, 07:35:23 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 23, 2012, 05:32:20 PM
Anyway, shit and vomit are probably the only fetishes I am not willing to try. EVER.  :yuk:

You hear this? Marty wants somebody to pee on him. :x
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