Engaged couple discover they are brother and sister just before wedding

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Siege

#60
November 06, 2011, 06:52:55 PM
Like your vagina?


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Razgovory

#61
November 06, 2011, 06:54:57 PM
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Admiral Yi

#62
November 06, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
You've got a much bigger melon than Lovitz.

Ideologue

#63
November 06, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: Siege on November 06, 2011, 06:52:55 PM
Like your vagina?

Go back to Syria, you culturally illiterate semi-American.
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Caliga

#65
November 06, 2011, 08:27:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 06, 2011, 05:26:36 PM
Morgan Fairchild is still kickin'. And married to John Lovitz. yes.
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Ed Anger

#66
November 06, 2011, 08:29:25 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 06, 2011, 08:27:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 06, 2011, 05:26:36 PM
Morgan Fairchild is still kickin'. And married to John Lovitz. yes.
:blink:

I expect you to get the joke. Or else.
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Razgovory

#67
November 07, 2011, 08:57:07 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 06, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
You've got a much bigger melon than Lovitz.

Similar nose, double chin, and hairline.  I am often mistaken for a Jew.  I think there are some Jews in my family line.  Once when I wore a beard I was mistaken for a Rabbi.  By someone I already knew.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Rasputin

#68
November 07, 2011, 10:07:19 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 05, 2011, 02:01:51 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 05, 2011, 02:00:59 AM
Interesting.
I have read that this is quite common (well, as common as such a weird situation can be), if siblings aren't raised together they will be attracted to each other for some reason.

Incest is yucky, unnatural and does not occur spontaneously in the animal kingdom.

:D

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Malthus

#69
November 07, 2011, 10:09:53 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 07, 2011, 08:57:07 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 06, 2011, 06:55:56 PM
You've got a much bigger melon than Lovitz.

Similar nose, double chin, and hairline.  I am often mistaken for a Jew.  I think there are some Jews in my family line.  Once when I wore a beard I was mistaken for a Rabbi.  By someone I already knew.

Well, your presiding over a Bris probably confused 'em.  ;)
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dps

#70
November 07, 2011, 09:40:54 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 06, 2011, 08:27:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 06, 2011, 05:26:36 PM
Morgan Fairchild is still kickin'. And married to John Lovitz. yes.
:blink:


Coulda been worse.  Coulda been Alan Cranston.

Darth Wagtaros

#71
November 07, 2011, 09:58:57 PM
Or Lamar Cranston.
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