Football (Soccer) Thread

[Grey Fox]

Why is Rooney playing for a 5th division team?  Is he broke?

A step up from his last team.

But you like the MLS 🤔

I do.

But Rooney played for DC United

Not a step up then!

[Sheilbh]

I generally recommend the Set Piece Menu podcast - but their recent episode on the MLS was excellent

[Admiral Yi]

The MLS' technical level is just so, so bad. Lots of garbage passes, balls bouncing around, poor coverage defensively etc.

I can't tell the difference between good and bad defense, but I have noticed a lot of passes clanking off of people's feet.

[Admiral Yi]

Hey Shelf, aren't you an Everton boi?

If so, then suck it! Go Blues!

[Sheilbh]

Pls respect my privacy at this difficult time

Still at least we can bounce back at Goodison *checks notes* playing Liverpool next week, where, I think, they might win the League

[Admiral Yi]

It's amazing how English interviewers can understand every word Billy Gilmour says.

[FunkMonk]

Pls respect my privacy at this difficult time

Still at least we can bounce back at Goodison *checks notes* playing Liverpool next week, where, I think, they might win the League

That sounds horrifying. My condolences. 

[Liep]

Pls respect my privacy at this difficult time

Still at least we can bounce back at Goodison *checks notes* playing Liverpool next week, where, I think, they might win the League

You can hopefully find some comfort in tonight's game at Anfield.

[The Larch]

Daniele Rugani from Juventus has tested positive for Coronavirus.

[Sheilbh]

Pls respect my privacy at this difficult time

Still at least we can bounce back at Goodison *checks notes* playing Liverpool next week, where, I think, they might win the League

You can hopefully find some comfort in tonight's game at Anfield.

Beyond thrilled

Especially because I have a soft spot for Atletico who are the club we dream to be

[Liep]

Daniele Rugani from Juventus has tested positive for Coronavirus.

Is that the end of the Italian season?

[Pedrito]

Daniele Rugani from Juventus has tested positive for Coronavirus.

Is that the end of the Italian season?

I think it is.

L.

[Josephus]

I guess by getting sick, he wins his club the Serie A.

[Pedrito]

Uefa should stop every competition.
Now that Juventus is quarantined, how can they think the virus will not spread, if it hasn't already during the match against Lyon.

L.

[Liep]

Uefa should stop every competition.
Now that Juventus is quarantined, how can they think the virus will not spread, if it hasn't already during the match against Lyon.

L.

Think of all the millions of euros that will be lost. Because that is what UEFA is thinking of.