TV/Movies Megathread

[Eddie Teach]

You should post some pics for his edification. Preferably with her in a short skirt.

[katmai]

Caught a few minutes of Hall Pass a bit ago. Now I know why Owen Wilson tried to kill himself.

I thought it was Luke who tried to kill himself.

And you would think wrong.

[CountDeMoney]

I thought it was Luke who tried to kill himself.

And you would think wrong.

That's right.  Luke would never try to kill himself.  He's the better looking of the two.

[CountDeMoney]

Far too many ethnic acts in America's Got Talent.  I thought it was America's Got Talent.

[Josquius]

Falling Skies- Remains decent but very silly. Charlston is so obviously the reservation.

[Eddie Teach]

Delicatessen- Who knew a French film could be so much fun?

[Josephus]

Delicatessen- Who knew a French film could be so much fun?

That's a fucking awesome film. The attempted suicide bid alone. I believe that director did the fourth Alien movie, which was a strange bit for him.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Had one of the same actors too right. The wheel chair dude?

[garbon]

I saw Twilight: New Moon last night.

It seemed textbook in how you should not write a movie and yet it made over $700mil.

[Josephus]

Had one of the same actors too right. The wheel chair dude?

Yeah, thats right.

[Ideologue]

Delicatessen- Who knew a French film could be so much fun?

Have you never seen Irreversible?

[Ideologue]

I saw Twilight: New Moon last night.

It seemed textbook in how you should not write a movie and yet it made over $700mil.

Lol.  The funny thing is, it's directed far more competently than the first.

Check out Breaking Dawn for an even worse-written, worse-paced garbage film than New Moon, though.  It's hilarious in its ineptitude.

P.S.: Rifftrax recommended.

[Ideologue]

Welcome to the NHK, or Ideologue and Lettow Make a Porno Game.

Pretty funny, though, and it's basic contempt for otaku culture is pretty great.

[Drakken]

Have you never seen Irreversible?

Baise-moi was funnier.

[garbon]

I saw Twilight: New Moon last night.

It seemed textbook in how you should not write a movie and yet it made over $700mil.

Lol.  The funny thing is, it's directed far more competently than the first.

Check out Breaking Dawn for an even worse-written, worse-paced garbage film than New Moon, though.  It's hilarious in its ineptitude.

P.S.: Rifftrax recommended.

Well the first 1, from what I remember, at least had some sort of plot to it /until the whole glitter bit was like oh no, what are these creepy goth kids about.  New Moon was just one long 2-hour piece of exposition to inform us about werewolf kid and setup a marriage.  Just how many scenes needed to consist of Bella narrating the emails she wrote to a disconnected email address?