TV/Movies Megathread

[The Brain]

alt. Rooney Mara, in The Girl with the Golden Tattoo

Lisbeth Scaramanga?

[Eddie Teach]

Does she have three tits?

[Habsburg]

alt. Rooney Mara, in The Girl with the Golden Tattoo

Lisbeth Scaramanga?

Dildo Rape.  That's why she is alt.  AMPAS will be shocked.  And Fincher.

[The Brain]

Does she have three tits?

Haven't read the book/seen the movie.

[Habsburg]

Does she have three tits?

Haven't read the book/seen the movie.

Don't fib.

[The Brain]

Does she have three tits?

Haven't read the book/seen the movie.

Don't fib.

It's true it is.

[Habsburg]

Then you can not do a Rapace/Mara comparison?

I still want you.  And will continue to create your tomb/theme park. 

[The Brain]

Then you can not do a Rapace/Mara comparison?

I still want you.  And will continue to create your tomb/theme park. 

I was just commenting on your inaccurate movie title, 'sall.

[The Brain]

And Habs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3a2qoyONVA&ob=av2e

[Habsburg]

okay Dragon whatevers.  Golden Shower/Dragon same for AMPAS.

[The Brain]

OK I'm a little afraid now.

Edit: OK that's better.

[Habsburg]

Da Boyz:

George Clooney, in The Descedants
Leo DiCaprio, in J. Edgar
Jean Dujardin, in the Artist
Gary Oldman, in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Brad Pitt, in Moneyball

alt. Michael Fassbender, in Shame

[Habsburg]

OK I'm a little afraid now.

Edit: OK that's better.

You should be, Estee Lauder and Louis Vuitton dropped as sponsers for your tomb/theme park on my word.

[frunk]

New The Muppets movie.


You don't have to be so Fucking Mopey.  Nobody wants to see a bunch goddamn goofy pieces of felt be all depressed, but that's what we get for about an hour.  Yeah, it sucks that the Muppet Show isn't still on, but a movie about it sucking that the Muppet Show isn't on sucks even more.  It was like a manic depressive showcase.

I don't think I've ever seen a more depressing movie that didn't involve someone dying, getting an incurable disease or some other serious physical or psychological problem.

In the last half hour it finally gets good, but by then it's far too late.

[Capetan Mihali]

Going to see one of my absolute favorite movies on the big screen for the first time: LE SALAIRE DE LA PEUR.