Prezdizzle interrupts my TV shows again, or the presidential war speech thread

[Ed Anger]

Cockfucker. 8p EST

Also, go Obama. Grease the fuckers.

[Ed Anger]

Dammit, I'm going to miss NCIS. Where will I get my Cote De Pablo fix now?

Oh yeah, the endless re-runs. 

[Admiral Yi]

Saying "my shows" makes you sound like a senior citizen.

[Caliga]

This reminds me of the time my mom's crazy cousin called her on 9/11 screaming that they were interrupting Big Brother for some building fire in NYC. 

[Ed Anger]

Saying "my shows" makes you sound like a senior citizen.

I like my stories.

[Admiral Yi]

I like my stories.

And your TV Guide.  Large print edition.

[Ed Anger]

I like my stories.

And your TV Guide.  Large print edition.

I do the crossword every Saturday night.

[Ed Anger]

And you fuckers trying to deflect my rage need to get off my lawn.

[Admiral Yi]

And you fuckers trying to deflect my rage need to get off my lawn.

Who's trying to deflect your rage?  I'm calling you a weird old crank.

[Ed Anger]

And you fuckers trying to deflect my rage need to get off my lawn.

Who's trying to deflect your rage?  I'm calling you a weird old crank.

you young people make me sick

[Ed Anger]

BORING

[Ed Anger]

Fuck this shit. i'm going to see if I can get some nookie. Or eat ice cream if that fails.

[Admiral Yi]

"After 18 months our troops will start to come home."

TIME LINE TIME LINE TIME LINE

[derspiess]

And you fuckers trying to deflect my rage need to get off my lawn.

Who's trying to deflect your rage?  I'm calling you a weird old crank.

That's Ed's shtick.  He's invoking his Southern ancestors

[derspiess]

Anywho, I'm missing out on our brave wartime Prez's speech.  Not that I usually watch live TV anyway, but I'm stuck watching Polar Express for at least the 7th time in as many days.  It's almost over, but I have a feeling I will be watching Santa Buddies right after that