Vests: Timeless or De-mode?

[Valmy]

I do sometimes wear sweatervests during Texas' 2 weeks of winter but besides that it is really too hot here to wear anything besides a simple shirt.

[Tamas]

Yeah, a gay grandpa

[Caliga]

I would avoid them, Mart, they make you look gay.

If Marti acted any gayer the gays will start to think he's a Christian spy masquerading as gay in order to gather intel. 

[Ed Anger]

Well, my Ohio State sweater vest just got tainted. 

I fucking hate Languish.

[Duque de Bragança]

Should be spelled démodé(e) anyways.

[Valmy]

Well, my Ohio State sweater vest just got tainted. 

I fucking hate Languish.

Is Languish seriously saying this man looks gay?

[Martinus]

Should be spelled démodé(e) anyways.

I know. I just don't know how to do squiggles.

[Duque de Bragança]

Should be spelled démodé(e) anyways.

I know. I just don't know how to do squiggles.

Does not excuse the hyphen 

[Brazen]

I know. I just don't know how to do squiggles.

What?! Polish is all squiggles!

[katmai]

I like my Carhartt vest, and don't give a fuck if marti is tainting vests.

[Brazen]

By teh way, THIS is a vest:

[katmai]

No, no it isn't, just face facts that the english language is now dictated by Americans.

[Brazen]

No, no it isn't, just face facts that the english language is now dictated by Americans.

That's just the American dialect. Leave the actual language to the native speakers.

[Valmy]

Mr. Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

I really like the vest.

Smithers: I gathered that, sir.

[Josquius]

So what do Yanks call a real/Brit vest?