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Started by Ed Anger, August 04, 2009, 09:52:29 AM

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11B4V

#1110
February 15, 2017, 08:55:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 15, 2017, 08:32:53 PM
Get back on patrol basecop. I hear the military brats are out causing trouble.

Ohio still smells.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#1111
February 15, 2017, 08:56:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 15, 2017, 08:43:37 PM
You should tell your people to stop playing around with it in the locker room before roll call then.  BASECOP IS BOREDCOP

We use it on pizza.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

HVC

#1112
March 17, 2017, 08:53:10 AM
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#1113
March 17, 2017, 06:39:01 PM
Montgomery county has been running out of space for awhile. Heard they was thinking of bringing in a reefer truck.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#1114
March 21, 2017, 09:11:39 PM
As of today, beastiality is outlawed in Ohio.

Also, daycares can allow concealed carry if they wish.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

#1115
March 21, 2017, 10:16:57 PM
Fun fact: at some time in the 80's the two most frequently searched terms on Yahoo!!! were beastiality and bestiality.

PDH

#1116
March 21, 2017, 10:18:52 PM
Dogs fuck the pope.  No fault of mine.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Barrister

#1117
March 21, 2017, 10:21:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 21, 2017, 10:16:57 PM
Fun fact: at some time in the 80's the two most frequently searched terms on Yahoo!!! were beastiality and bestiality.

Quote from: WikipediaYahoo Inc. (also known simply as Yahoo!) is an American multinational technology company headquartered in Sunnyvale, California. Yahoo was founded by Jerry Yang and David Filo in January 1994 and was incorporated on March 2, 1995.[5][6]

:yeahright:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

The Brain

#1118
March 22, 2017, 01:29:38 AM
Sigh.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

#1119
July 11, 2017, 08:51:43 AM
Montgomery county in Ohio is #1 in Opioid overdoses! OHIO OHIO OHIO

And poor Ed is one county over. Pray for me.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#1120
July 11, 2017, 08:59:32 AM
It would be somewhat less of a problem if they OD'ed in the comfort of their own homes rather than doing so while driving.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#1121
July 11, 2017, 09:04:08 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 11, 2017, 08:59:32 AM
It would be somewhat less of a problem if they OD'ed in the comfort of their own homes rather than doing so while driving.

There are a lot of 'found dead naked in a alley' stories on Dayton news channels. Or dead in a Dollar Tree parking lot.

I shop at Dollar Tree.  :mad:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#1122
July 11, 2017, 09:09:39 AM
Dollar Tree?  Dude, you're rich enough to go to Ollie's or maybe even Big Lots.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#1123
July 11, 2017, 09:11:59 AM
Quote from: derspiess on July 11, 2017, 09:09:39 AM
Dollar Tree?  Dude, you're rich enough to go to Ollie's or maybe even Big Lots.

Hey, I'm not paying over a buck for Paper Plates.

Also there is a new one called 'BargainHunt'.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

#1124
July 11, 2017, 09:20:10 AM
Are you at least a hoarder?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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