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Started by Ed Anger, August 04, 2009, 09:52:29 AM

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Ed Anger

#1080
October 04, 2016, 08:29:43 PM
The clown heresy continues:



In the grimdark future of Ohio there is only conceal carry permits and clown makeup.
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Valmy

#1081
October 04, 2016, 08:38:37 PM
My kid's school sent out an email letting us know we had nothing to fear from the clowns. Thanks to this thread I knew what the hell they were talking about.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

#1082
October 04, 2016, 08:47:14 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 04, 2016, 08:38:37 PM
My kid's school sent out an email letting us know we had nothing to fear from the clowns.

2016 is a weird year
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#1083
October 04, 2016, 08:50:20 PM
I am forming the 1st provisional anti-Clown brigade.

I will naturally assume the rank of Brigadefuhrer. I need dog robbers to apply to [email protected]
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Ed Anger

#1084
October 19, 2016, 07:54:24 PM
If you had Dayton down for the first appearance of a black guy hanging from a tree halloween decoration, please collect your prize.
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Malthus

#1085
October 20, 2016, 10:23:51 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 04, 2016, 08:50:20 PM
I am forming the 1st provisional anti-Clown brigade.

I will naturally assume the rank of Brigadefuhrer. I need dog robbers to apply to [email protected]

First they came for the Clowns, and I did not speak out—
Because I was a Mime.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

derspiess

#1086
October 20, 2016, 11:11:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 19, 2016, 07:54:24 PM
If you had Dayton down for the first appearance of a black guy hanging from a tree halloween decoration, please collect your prize.

I think I had Xenia in the pool.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

HVC

#1087
October 20, 2016, 11:13:39 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 19, 2016, 07:54:24 PM
If you had Dayton down for the first appearance of a black guy hanging from a tree halloween decoration, please collect your prize.

If they really want to add to the Halloween theme they should add some ghosts surrounding the tree. Nothing too expensive, maybe some maniquinns in white sheets.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Syt

#1088
November 20, 2016, 04:49:00 PM
http://fox8.com/2016/11/17/ohio-woman-accused-of-soliciting-sex-for-nachos/

QuoteOhio woman accused of soliciting sex for nachos

BEAVER TOWNSHIP, Ohio-- An Ohio woman caught soliciting sex had an odd request, Beaver Township police say.

Officers said they found Crystal D. Hotlosz, 36, of Clairsville, advertising her services on the Youngstown Backpage.com. She told the undercover cop she would provide a sex act for $60 and nachos, according to the police report.

Hotlosz met the undercover officer in the parking lot of Los Gallos Mexican Restaurant on Nov. 14, police said. She again told him what she would do, and asked if he had the money and nachos.

She was arrested, and charged for solicitation and criminal tools. The man who drove her to the restaurant was also arrested. Both were taken to the Mahoning County Jail.

Beaver Township is located about 10 miles south of Youngstown in Mahoning County.
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CountDeMoney

#1089
November 20, 2016, 04:50:24 PM
Welcome to the gig economy, people.  That's your future.

Ed Anger

#1090
November 20, 2016, 08:48:53 PM
I spared y'all the pic of Nachos whore days ago. You may praise me now.
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11B4V

#1091
November 20, 2016, 08:49:33 PM
Ohio sucks balls.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#1092
November 20, 2016, 08:51:27 PM
BASECOP STRIKES BACK
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11B4V

#1093
November 20, 2016, 08:53:06 PM
Bengals are the bestest.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#1094
November 20, 2016, 08:59:17 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 20, 2016, 08:53:06 PM
Bengals are the bestest.

At sucking.
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