Sims 3 AAR - A Redneck Tale

[Caliga]

Sorry, I meant return it to her, not to the store.

[Caliga]

LOL has this tale become: The Neverending Story?

[Solmyr]

A new day dawns as the family begins to wake up. Uncle Jethro has some harsh words with Mary Sue, insulting her appearance.



Grandma, being the neat freak she is, insists on making everyone's beds.



Grandpa doesn't seem to appreciate it, sneaking up on her and almost giving her a heart attack.



Meanwhile, Zeke and Jackson don't waste time as they are already on the couch watching the romantic channel on TV.



Eventually though, it's time for the teens to go to high school.



Grandpa continues to pester Grandma with various arguments. Meanwhile, you can see Uncle Jethro cooking up evil plots.



Jethro's plots come to fruition as he steals candy from Lee. Zeke doesn't seem to care much.



After school, Jackson goes to do his assignment of researching the science lab. I imagine they won't let him anywhere near delicate equipment.



Meanwhile, Betty Jane decides to teach Lee to walk, so he doesn't need to be carried everywhere.



After school, Mary Sue goes to the McDermott residence, which is much nicer than her own trailer house.



She tells her pal Maximus McDermott as much.



She then puts some moves on him, while Max's father Luke watches, probably not too convinced this girl is good for his son.



Unfortunately Mary Sue's flirting is interrupted by the arrival of Max's annoying little brother who gets his attention.



Mary Sue then tries to endear herself to Luke, while Luke's wife eyes her suspiciously.



Jackson got a part-time job at the bookstore, and his first work day goes by without incidents.



As the day draws to a close, the family settles in to sleep. Except Grandpa, who spends most of the night rummaging in the trash can.

[PDH]

It is like a visual languish argument!  Everyone is there!

[Caliga]

I borrowed this game from Princesca and have been playing it for about a week.

AAR to date:  I tried to create myself in the game (in terms of appearance and personality traits) and I just started out as a young single adult.  I started off as a busboy at a diner living in a double-wide, and a few days later got a business track job (IIRC the first level is a bicycle courier) via the newspaper.

In like two weeks of game time I had already been promoted to the CEO.    The game keeps telling me I've been elected Governor via a write-in campaign and trying to get me to switch career tracks, but I don't wanna do that until I max out in the business track (I guess next position is Chairman of the Board?)

So I've only moved once, to a ranch house, but it's all pimped out now with nice computer/stereo/appliances and I made the bathroom much larger.

Also, I have two girlfriends... one is a 'co-worker' with title CEO (not sure how that works) and trait 'Rich'.  Basically I met her at work, invited her over to my house, and convinced her to break up with her husband in a single night.  I've only banged her once and I guess I'm just using her to get ahead, as she has kids and occasionally tries to bring her infant over (at which time I'm like GTFO and invite my other girlfriend over).  My other girlfriend is an Asian chick who is married but I haven't asked her to leave her husband yet.  I haven't been able to bang her yet, which is weird since she's got the 'Flirty' trait.

What's strange is the first chick still lives in her huge estate with her ex-husband, and sometimes I go over there and make out with her and stuff.  In between makeout sessions I go into his study and beat the shit out of him.  Then when I get tired of that I go and sleep in his bed (with his ex-wife) and he sleeps in one of his kid's beds (not sure where the kid is).

I'm glad to see that the realism of this game is increased over its predecessor.   

[BVN]

 

Never tried a "Sims" game. Maybe I should...?

[BuddhaRhubarb]

Fun AAR. I wish my old system could run SIMS 3.

[Razgovory]

I've thought about getting it, but I don't depressed Raz simulacrum taking up hard drive space.

[Caliga]

  There's no rule that you have to simulate yourself.

[Josquius]

My other girlfriend is an Asian chick who is married but I haven't asked her to leave her husband yet.  I haven't been able to bang her yet, which is weird since she's got the 'Flirty' trait.

And the game counts her as your girlfriend despite no nookie?

[The Brain]

There's no rule that you have to simulate yourself.

I do it every night anyway.

[Caliga]

@Tyr
Yep.  I often invite her to sleep over and we sleep together and make out... just don't actually fuck.

[Caliga]

I do it every night anyway.

[jimmy olsen]

I borrowed this game from Princesca and have been playing it for about a week.

AAR to date:  I tried to create myself in the game (in terms of appearance and personality traits) and I just started out as a young single adult.  I started off as a busboy at a diner living in a double-wide, and a few days later got a business track job (IIRC the first level is a bicycle courier) via the newspaper.

In like two weeks of game time I had already been promoted to the CEO.    The game keeps telling me I've been elected Governor via a write-in campaign and trying to get me to switch career tracks, but I don't wanna do that until I max out in the business track (I guess next position is Chairman of the Board?)

So the statehouse just sits empty while you satisfy your greed!!111 Absolutely appalling! 

As for the rest of your AAR 

[DontSayBanana]

So the statehouse just sits empty while you satisfy your greed!!111 Absolutely appalling! 

As for the rest of your AAR 

He's simulating Albany, NY.

Sims 3 has been fun (I do wish I could run it on my desktop instead of just on the laptop because of slowdown issues that have nothing to do with the game); I'm still getting used to the way they've cut a few of the options from Sims 2, but I'll admit I've only scratched the surface, so there's probably a lot I'm missing.