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Good movies about Christ?

Started by Martinus, March 25, 2016, 03:33:37 AM

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Drakken

Quote from: The Brain on March 25, 2016, 03:36:39 AM
Do you like Max von Sydow?

He made a great Satan in Needful Things:)

Martinus

Ok, I'm going to see this:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3513054/

I still think Ewan McGregor is the hottest man alive.  :cool:

Eddie Teach

It's a good sign you're going to hell when you pick a movie based on the fuckability of Jesus.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 25, 2016, 04:21:01 PM
It's a good sign you're going to hell when you pick a movie based on the fuckability of Jesus.

It is where the party will be.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

dps

Quote from: Savonarola on March 25, 2016, 08:36:08 AM
Quote from: The Larch on March 25, 2016, 07:46:22 AM
What about Jesus Christ Superstar?  :P

Look for the Ron Jeremy cameo in that one.



And for porn star/director Paul Thomas playing the Apostle Peter IIRC.

Quote from: Peter WigganBen-hur, a tale of the Christ. Won 8 Oscars.

I still prefer the 1925 silent version.  Depending on how he feels about silent movies, Marti might as well.

Josephus

Quote from: Drakken on March 25, 2016, 09:54:37 AM
Zeffirelli's Jesus of Nazareth, with Robert Powell as Christ, is the definite Easter movie. Used to pass every year around Easter when I was a kid.

Yeah. Remember watching this as a kid. Very good. Less a movie, more a mini-series if I remember. Always wanted to see it again.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Norgy

Isn't there a new one out now? "Risen"?

CountDeMoney

Quote from: celedhring on March 25, 2016, 04:23:59 AM
The Passion of the Christ is not a particularly groundbreaking portrayal, but it is visually arresting (very bloody though).

One of the most completely unnecessary movies of all time. At least grindhouse violence porn knew it wasn't taking itself seriously.

Why don't we just wait for Lars von Trier or Michael Haneke for an Easter snuff flick while we're at it?

celedhring

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2016, 10:17:40 AM
Quote from: celedhring on March 25, 2016, 04:23:59 AM
The Passion of the Christ is not a particularly groundbreaking portrayal, but it is visually arresting (very bloody though).

One of the most completely unnecessary movies of all time. At least grindhouse violence porn knew it wasn't taking itself seriously.

Why don't we just wait for Lars von Trier or Michael Haneke for an Easter snuff flick while we're at it?

I find it fascinating, it's a wide open window to the persecution complex present among a lot of Christians today.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: celedhring on March 26, 2016, 10:24:43 AM
I find it fascinating, it's a wide open window to the persecution complex present among a lot of Christians today.

No, it's not.  All it is is a window to Gibson's brand of anti-Vatican II Christporn.  It has nothing to do with persecution.  Sick fucks.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2016, 10:17:40 AM
Why don't we just wait for Lars von Trier or Michael Haneke for an Easter snuff flick while we're at it?

Oliver Stone could direct one where somebody tracks down the missing body.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Norgy

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 26, 2016, 12:25:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 26, 2016, 10:17:40 AM
Why don't we just wait for Lars von Trier or Michael Haneke for an Easter snuff flick while we're at it?

Oliver Stone could direct one where somebody tracks down the missing body.

-_-

"The Secret History Of Jesus Christ". Where Judas actually was the Messiah.

CountDeMoney

Meh, it'd just be all grainy pictures and anecdotal references of Judas meeting with the Pharisees and Romans in Havana in '62 and shit.

Norgy

History Channel's marvellous forensic teams should investigate.

Narrator (probably Michael Madsen getting drink money): Judas Iscariot is dead. But what became of those twenty pieces of silver? Did Judas actually hang himself? Our team of forensic experts are ready for the task.
Washed out FBI dude: I think there's already a good case based on doubt that the rope Judas supposedly hanged himself with does not exist.
Former SEAL (probably thrown out for being a dimwit): In my line of work, doubt is like, like cancer, you can't live with it, so I wanna, like, you know, know!
Fat white guy with glasses (analyst): I've been analyzing data for a living for thirty years. And I'm still single!

Tonitrus

Quote from: Norgy on March 26, 2016, 02:17:55 PM
History Channel's marvellous forensic teams should investigate.

Narrator (probably Michael Madsen getting drink money): Judas Iscariot is dead. But what became of those twenty pieces of silver? Did Judas actually hang himself? Our team of forensic experts are ready for the task.
Washed out FBI dude: I think there's already a good case based on doubt that the rope Judas supposedly hanged himself with does not exist.
Former SEAL (probably thrown out for being a dimwit): In my line of work, doubt is like, like cancer, you can't live with it, so I wanna, like, you know, know!
Fat white guy with glasses (analyst): I've been analyzing data for a living for thirty years. And I'm still single!

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