HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

[katmai]

Best of luck getting better soon, your ass needs to be around to put fear of god into your daughters boyfriends dammit.

[Ed Anger]

The chicken incident:

Two nights ago, they served baked chicken. Which was pink inside. The olds have contantly bitched about it ever since. In fact, food is a constant complaint.

The Salisbury steak was tasty though yesterday. It made my shits fragrant. 

[grumbler]

It made my shits fragrant. 

I'm sure the person responsible for wiping your ass appreciated that! 

[Ed Anger]

I hope she enjoyed my magnificent turds. 

[Monoriu]

The chicken incident:

Two nights ago, they served baked chicken. Which was pink inside. The olds have contantly bitched about it ever since. In fact, food is a constant complaint.

The Salisbury steak was tasty though yesterday. It made my shits fragrant. 

Chicken that is slightly undercooked is tender

[grumbler]

I hope she enjoyed my magnificent turds. 

Was any of them named HMS Furious?

Asking for a friend.

[Ed Anger]

I haven't named any except the 3 footer when the constipation broke. I called it Red October.

[Tonitrus]

I haven't named any except the 3 footer when the constipation broke. I called it Red October.

Good to hear that you didn't take a dump without a plan. 

[Monoriu]

I haven't named any except the 3 footer when the constipation broke. I called it Red October.

Good to hear that you didn't take a dump without a plan.

Ed is not Russian 

[DontSayBanana]

I hope she enjoyed my magnificent turds. 

Dude, you're more obsessed with your turds than Kellogg was.

[Ed Anger]

I hope she enjoyed my magnificent turds. 

Dude, you're more obsessed with your turds than Kellogg was.

I was constipated for 10 days. I have every right to be.

[DontSayBanana]

I was constipated for 10 days. I have every right to be.

Well, I guess that excuses about 10 days of the last 10 years...

[derspiess]

I haven't named any except the 3 footer when the constipation broke. I called it Red October.

Go big or go home.

[Legbiter]

Eat your steak and hit the weights brah so you can GTFO of there.

[Grallon]

At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.

I can study my 10th level spells in peace.

  Nothing ever dampens your spirit does it?  I'm glad you're better.  Now if only Money would stop sulking and come back!


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