Conkers and you

[Barrister]

[Caliga]

I got about 1,000 of these things in my yard or in the process of falling into my yard now if you want 'em, B:



Spiders and rodents hate the smell of them so they're good if you have vermin problems.  They're also good at making you vomit if you eat them.  That's about it.

[Valmy]

I used to love smashing then over my fence into the greenbelt with my baseball bat.  Unfortunately it made all my baseball gear sticky so I stopped doing that 

[Caliga]

Oh, I forgot... they make excellent projectile weapons too.  Thanks for the reminder bro.

[Admiral Yi]

Dude, you might want to delete that pic.  A Russian hacker could read your palm. 

[Brazen]

I got about 1,000 of these things in my yard or in the process of falling into my yard now if you want 'em, B:



Spiders and rodents hate the smell of them so they're good if you have vermin problems.  They're also good at making you vomit if you eat them.  That's about it.

Woah! I had to do a Google image search on that.

Maclura pomifera, commonly called Osage orange, hedge apple, horse apple, monkey ball, bois d'arc, bodark, or bodock is a small deciduous tree or large shrub, typically growing to 8–15 metres tall. It is a Carolinian species.

No wonder I've never seen one then!

[The Brain]

Monkey ball my foot.

[Maximus]

Monkey ball my foot.

Mart, is that you?

[Malthus]

Monkey ball my foot.

Mart, is that you?

More like some combination of both of them. 

[Eddie Teach]

More like some combination of both of them.