The Government Shutdown Countdown Lowdown MEGATHREAD

[CountDeMoney]

I still think of him as the fat guy who saved New Jersey from the teachers' unions.

Of course you do.  Hating a particular object helps with identification.

[Admiral Yi]

Of course you do.  Hating a particular object helps with identification.

4/10 

[Viking]

Christie won 21% of the African-American vote and 56% of the Hispanic vote - both more than double what he won last time. There's a lesson for Republicans there, if they want it.

The lesson is if Jesus Christ ran on the Republican ticket 60% of blacks would vote against him.

That's just silly.
Jesus would never run on a Republican ticket.

Yeah, the tea partiers would never agree to the "render unto ceasar" bit and the rest don't like the feedig the poor bit.

[CountDeMoney]

Of course you do.  Hating a particular object helps with identification.

4/10 

Your thing over unions is surpassed only by your thing for Wall Street.   So don't gimme dat.

[Admiral Yi]

Your thing over unions is surpassed only by your thing for Wall Street.   So don't gimme dat.

I've explained and elaborated the logic behind my "thing" for unions and my "thing" for Wall Street countless times.  You repeat braindead slogans which I take exception to, yet I'm the one with a thing.

[Eddie Teach]

Christie won 21% of the African-American vote and 56% of the Hispanic vote - both more than double what he won last time. There's a lesson for Republicans there, if they want it.

The lesson is if Jesus Christ ran on the Republican ticket 60% of blacks would vote against him.

Not really a lesson if you already knew it.

[Razgovory]

Your thing over unions is surpassed only by your thing for Wall Street.   So don't gimme dat.

I've explained and elaborated the logic behind my "thing" for unions and my "thing" for Wall Street countless times.  You repeat braindead slogans which I take exception to, yet I'm the one with a thing.

He did about as Republican Jesus with blacks with that slogan so it must be a pretty good one.

[DGuller]

If Jesus were a Republican, he would be King Herod.

[Admiral Yi]

He did about as Republican Jesus with blacks with that slogan so it must be a pretty good one.

After running this post through the Bombe i still don't get it.

[Razgovory]

He did about as Republican Jesus with blacks with that slogan so it must be a pretty good one.

After running this post through the Bombe i still don't get it.

Well, if didn't forget a key word you would have found it pretty clever.

He did about as well as Republican Jesus with blacks with that slogan so it must be a pretty good one.

Is how it should have read.  You had previously stated in this thread that even if Jesus ran as a Republican he'd only get about 40% of the black vote.  You gave CdM a 4/10 for his slogan.  My post was conecting the two comments.

[derspiess]

He did about as Republican Jesus with blacks with that slogan so it must be a pretty good one.

After running this post through the Bombe i still don't get it.

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

[The Brain]

If Jesus were a Republican, he would be King Herod.

Unlikely, for a number of reasons.