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Started by mongers, July 01, 2013, 07:19:44 PM

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Brazen

#90
July 04, 2013, 05:06:09 AM
I'll edit the village newspaper.

Legbiter

#91
July 04, 2013, 09:51:05 AM
Whale snacks maker, with a sideline in printing.
Posted using 100% recycled electrons.

Siege

#92
July 04, 2013, 12:13:51 PM
Will the village have freedom of expression and freedom of press?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Neil

#93
July 04, 2013, 12:25:13 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 04, 2013, 12:13:51 PM
Will the village have freedom of expression and freedom of press?
Up to a point, I'm sure.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

The Brain

#94
July 04, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Siege

#95
July 04, 2013, 01:37:05 PM
So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Eddie Teach

#96
July 04, 2013, 01:48:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 04, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.

You don't want to watch the Ed & Tim Show?  :(
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Neil

#97
July 04, 2013, 02:49:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 04, 2013, 01:37:05 PM
So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?
I don't know who that is, but I'm sure people will persecute you anyways.  It's our way.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

The Brain

#98
July 04, 2013, 02:54:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 04, 2013, 01:48:53 PM
Quote from: The Brain on July 04, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
I say we ban reality-TV, so I can watch katmai's ascent into madness.

You don't want to watch the Ed & Tim Show?  :(

Which species is Mr. Tim?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#99
July 04, 2013, 03:09:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 04, 2013, 02:49:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 04, 2013, 01:37:05 PM
So can I listen to Mark Levin without fear of persecussion?
I don't know who that is, but I'm sure people will persecute you anyways.  It's our way.

And can he listen to The Who without fear of percussion? Probably not.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Barrister

#100
July 04, 2013, 03:14:10 PM
Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor, I think I'd be the town tailor, selling all manner of men's slacks.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

The Brain

#101
July 04, 2013, 03:15:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 04, 2013, 03:14:10 PM
Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor,

:huh:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Siege

#102
July 04, 2013, 04:31:43 PM
Oh no, we definitively need a prosecutor.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

katmai

#103
July 04, 2013, 04:36:48 PM
Why would I go insane if reality tv was outlawed?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Neil

#104
July 04, 2013, 04:41:00 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 04, 2013, 03:14:10 PM
Since a village probably doesn't need a specialized prosecutor, I think I'd be the town tailor, selling all manner of men's slacks.
You could prosecute people for uttering threats at Tim.  That would keep you plenty busy.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.
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