So, how ethnically diverse is your neighborhood?

[Syt]

Can I be American?

[Caliga]

Can I be American?

You make chili a lot as I recall, so: YES.

[Ed Anger]

Can I be American?

Sure. 

[Syt]

Ok, I'll apply for a Green Card, then (will take a while, as sibling GCs take like forever).

[Caliga]

We'll settle you in Lancaster County, PA.  You look exactly like all of the natives.

[Brazen]

57.4% White British
2.6% White Irish
12.3% Other White
1.0% White & Black Caribbean
0.5% White & Black African
1.0% White & Asian
1.0% Other Mixed
4.3% Indian
0.9% Pakistani
1.4% Bangladeshi
2.2% Other Asian
5.4% Black Caribbean
6.5% Black African
0.8% Other Black
1.1% Chinese
1.5% Other

[CountDeMoney]

57.4% White British
2.6% White Irish

So raciss

[Caliga]

Money = black Irish 

[Brazen]

So raciss

Tarmac yer droive, zor?

[The Brain]

Would America welcome me?

[Ed Anger]

Would America welcome me?

Bring ball bearings.

[Barrister]

I was actually able to find StatsCan demographic info for my neighbourhood (for 2006).  It lists 75% European ancestry, but 16% East Asian, and 7% South Asian.

Anecdotally I would have thought the East and South Asian umbers would be much higher than that.  It's a reasonably wealthy neighbofhood, but that has only attracted people from those communities.

[The Brain]

I went to America once. But they sent me to Syria and I was tortured.

[Syt]

Ok, I'll apply for a Green Card, then (will take a while, as sibling GCs take like forever).

It seems there's a waiting period of ca. 12 years for siblings at the moment . . .

By that time I'm pushing 50, and my sister will be in her mid-60s. 

http://www.travel.state.gov/visa/bulletin/bulletin_5900.html
"Now serving May 2001 customers."

Yeah, no, screw that.

[DGuller]

It's a reasonably wealthy neighbofhood, but that has only attracted people from those communities.

Yeah, it's a catch-22.