Game of Thrones begins....

[Phillip V]

Melisandre naked.

[Razgovory]

Another thing that got me about the first episode was the reality of the land beyond the wall did not quite match the hype.  If one old man with 60 daughter-wives can hack it, it can't really be that tough.

He has help, which was more than hinted at.

How do Northerners feed themselves?  I keep thinking they have hearty rye and barley, but the lakes are goddamn frozen over for years at a time.  Do they drink evergreen sap?

I think I asked that question last year.  There is snow on the ground in the summer.  Lots of snow.  God only knows what happens in winter.

[Queequeg]

Melisandre naked.

Yeah.  See her other movies.  She's physically impossible.

[Queequeg]

I mean, seriously, she's a goddamn thermodynamic miracles.  And she's in her mid-30s.

[katmai]

Melisandre naked.

Yeah.  See her other movies.  She's physically impossible.

She just looks weird.

[jimmy olsen]

Another thing that got me about the first episode was the reality of the land beyond the wall did not quite match the hype.  If one old man with 60 daughter-wives can hack it, it can't really be that tough.

Craster was the kind of hard muther fucker that nobody wants to fuck with. [spoiler]Furthermore Craster has been buying safety from the wights and others by sacrificing his sons to them.

Yeah I had more of an old Conan (Shwarzzenegger) look in my mind when I read the books.

[jimmy olsen]

Another thing that got me about the first episode was the reality of the land beyond the wall did not quite match the hype.  If one old man with 60 daughter-wives can hack it, it can't really be that tough.

He has help, which was more than hinted at.

How do Northerners feed themselves?  I keep thinking they have hearty rye and barley, but the lakes are goddamn frozen over for years at a time.  Do they drink evergreen sap?

I think I asked that question last year.  There is snow on the ground in the summer.  Lots of snow.  God only knows what happens in winter.

Read the books. One late summer/early autumn snow storm doesn't mean much aside as an indicator of a hard winter to come.

[jimmy olsen]

Woah...

[Habbaku]

Meh, the full size of the one below is better.

[jimmy olsen]

Every time I open A Feast for Crows I find my self thinking "I don't want to read random character 1109's depressing sob story and inevitable betrayal/murder" and closing it.

Can I safely skip the prologue and get to the meat of the story or is there something important in it?

[Jaron]

The prologue for Feast is relevant to the grand scheme of the story, and its referenced again in a later chapter(maybe the epilogue). That chapter won't be as significant to you if you haven't read it. Just read it.

[Eddie Teach]

You should skip any chapter titled "Brienne".

[Zoupa]

The second season is very underwhelming so far.

The scene with the goldcloaks coming for Gendry sucked. I don't get why they changed the story from the book and killed the bloodrider dude, for 2 minutes of air time 

Also, big scheming genius Littlefinger is kind of a dummy, and Stannis full of honor is fucking Melisandre, which flies against everything we ever read about him in 5 books. This dude was eating his shoes back in Storm's End rather than give in, all for honor, now some redhead flashes her tits at him and he throws his principles out the window?

Ugh. I think I've seen enough of Game of Thrones...

[Admiral Yi]

Zoupa ragequits Game of Thrones!

[jimmy olsen]

The second season is very underwhelming so far.

The scene with the goldcloaks coming for Gendry sucked. I don't get why they changed the story from the book and killed the bloodrider dude, for 2 minutes of air time 

Also, big scheming genius Littlefinger is kind of a dummy, and Stannis full of honor is fucking Melisandre, which flies against everything we ever read about him in 5 books. This dude was eating his shoes back in Storm's End rather than give in, all for honor, now some redhead flashes her tits at him and he throws his principles out the window?

Ugh. I think I've seen enough of Game of Thrones...

Uh...he does fuck her in the books.

Also, it seems he doesn't even have a daughter in the tv show so he's gonna need a bastard to legitimize if he wants succession to be orderly.