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Started by HVC, June 11, 2026, 02:18:59 PM

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Sheilbh

Quote from: HVC on June 21, 2026, 07:59:30 PMThis current generation of cameramen have lost the most important worldcup skill. Long gone are the pretty girl close ups :(  :lol: 
:lol: Because of woke, somehow.

They seem to be very keen on finding celebrities - and I have no idea who 90% of them are. I assume they're big in America. Even aside from the pretty girls I do wish they did more shots of normal fans and fewers of people in executive boxes.

Just heard on commentary that neither of these teams have won a World Cup game which makes sense for New Zealand - but really surprises me for Egypt.
Let's bomb Russia!

HVC

Infantino is the new pretty girl. Every game he's at there are long shots, sometimes from different angles. I personally prefer the old way :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Josquius

I dunno, I'm seeing quite a few pretty girl flashes, but they seem quite embarassed about it. Like here's a few seconds of two cute Swedish girls....oh shit, they know what I'm doing, err....Here's a fat guy with a pint.
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Josephus

they used to show a lot more pretty girls in the past. Everything's gone woke  :mad:
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

HVC

Quote from: Josquius on June 22, 2026, 03:24:49 AMI dunno, I'm seeing quite a few pretty girl flashes, but they seem quite embarassed about it. Like here's a few seconds of two cute Swedish girls....oh shit, they know what I'm doing, err....Here's a fat guy with a pint.

That's just panning the crowd, they've always done that and it's not the same :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

Quote from: Josephus on June 22, 2026, 04:51:47 AMthey used to show a lot more pretty girls in the past. Everything's gone woke  :mad:

You and your liberals have ruined everything! :lol:


Also, looking at last nights results, you think NZ might pull an Australia and move to the Asian group for better competition, or stay in Oceania for guaranteed WC placement?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Maladict

Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2026, 05:01:04 AMAlso, looking at last nights results, you think NZ might pull an Australia and move to the Asian group for better competition, or stay in Oceania for guaranteed WC placement?

They could pull a Eurovision and join UEFA, I'm sure Italy would happily swap places.

HVC

They'd still manage to choke  :sleep:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Josquius

Hydration breaks ruin football. Proven*

https://thedataschool.com/jacob-aronson/have-hydration-breaks-broken-the-2026-world-cup/


*Not enough of a sample to actually prove it scientifically but....yeah....Looks so. That the scoreboard has a big advert too. ugh.
Watched a game the other night where fans started booing when one was called. Quite right.
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Duque de Bragança

Quote from: HVC on June 21, 2026, 07:59:30 PMThis current generation of cameramen have lost the most important worldcup skill. Long gone are the pretty girl close ups :(  :lol: 

All hail United Statesian auteur Andy Sidaris, with his Bombs, Bullets and Babes universe (Sidariverse); inventor of the ™Honey Shot™!

Richard Hakluyt

I'm all in favour of both pretty girls and fat guys with a pint, but can do without the celebrities, 90% of them are so much more boring than ordinary people. Plus I don't even know who most of them are these days :grumblyoldgit


mongers

Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2026, 07:22:45 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 21, 2026, 07:59:30 PMThis current generation of cameramen have lost the most important worldcup skill. Long gone are the pretty girl close ups :(  :lol: 

All hail United Statesian auteur Andy Sidaris, with his Bombs, Bullets and Babes universe (Sidariverse); inventor of the ™Honey Shot™!

 :cool:

Nice obscure reference.

Also I agree with Tricky, and who the hell wants to see Infanticidetino on the tv screens.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Duque de Bragança

Quote from: mongers on June 22, 2026, 07:39:01 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 22, 2026, 07:22:45 AM
Quote from: HVC on June 21, 2026, 07:59:30 PMThis current generation of cameramen have lost the most important worldcup skill. Long gone are the pretty girl close ups :(  :lol: 

All hail United Statesian auteur Andy Sidaris, with his Bombs, Bullets and Babes universe (Sidariverse); inventor of the ™Honey Shot™!

 :cool:

Nice obscure reference.
Auteur cinéma is demanding.  :D
Andy Sidaris was a recognised gridiron telecast director (Monday Night "Football").
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Sidaris
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Sidaris began his television career in 1950, working as a stage manager for WFAA in Dallas, Texas, before being promoted to director six months later. In 1959, he moved to Los Angeles to work for ABC Sports, beginning with directing AFL football games in 1960. Sidaris also directed the first telecast of the Wide World of Sports in 1961, Monday Night Football games, as well as ABC's coverage of every Olympics from the 1964 Winter Games in Innsbruck to the 1988 Winter Games in Calgary, winning several Emmy Awards in the process.[5]

While directing college football games on ABC, Sidaris pioneered what became known as the "honey shot," close-ups of cheerleaders and attractive female fans in the stands at sporting events.[6] He was also at the forefront of the development of instant replay, slow-motion replays, and split-screen views.[5]

QuoteAlso I agree with Tricky, and who the hell wants to see Infanticidetino on the tv screens.

Who doesn't? The Don?

HVC

Let's go Austria! Time to make up for the whole Hitler thing.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Duque de Bragança

Quote from: HVC on June 22, 2026, 12:05:27 PMLet's go Austria! Time to make up for the whole Hitler thing.

 :secret:
Hitler identified as German, Austria did not exist or rather should not exist according to him.

Really naive for the Austrians to believe they could get away with a penalty offence.
Messi missed though, this time. Tribute to CR7?  :D