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Started by Baron von Schtinkenbutt, April 21, 2025, 11:12:55 AM

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Valmy

#60
May 08, 2025, 11:39:15 AM
Habemus Papam!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Zanza

#61
May 08, 2025, 12:03:12 PM
I predict a conservative old white man.

Josquius

#62
May 08, 2025, 12:04:07 PM
With glasses or without?
It could be anyone :w00t:
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Valmy

#63
May 08, 2025, 12:07:40 PM
Quote from: Zanza on May 08, 2025, 12:03:12 PMI predict a conservative old white man.

So long as it isn't a fascist one.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Zanza

#64
May 08, 2025, 12:15:49 PM
Robert Prevost from the USA

Valmy

#65
May 08, 2025, 12:16:03 PM
An American Pope? Leo XIV

Um...who is this guy? Robert Prevost?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Valmy

#66
May 08, 2025, 12:19:19 PM Last Edit: May 08, 2025, 12:22:12 PM by Valmy
He is a Peruvian Citizen. It seems that he was Francis' choice to succeed him. That sounds reassuring.

But from Chicago.

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Josquius

#67
May 08, 2025, 12:20:09 PM
So... New guy is big on child abuse but otherwise ok?
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Duque de Bragança

#68
May 08, 2025, 12:25:42 PM
Quote from: Zanza on May 08, 2025, 12:03:12 PMI predict a conservative old white man.

I would have preferred an ultra-conservative black man for the identity politics people, such as Robert Sarah, cardinal of Conakry.  :P

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#69
May 08, 2025, 12:25:49 PM
There goes any chance of getting deep dish "pizza" declared blasphemy...

Valmy

#70
May 08, 2025, 12:26:54 PM
Quote from: Josquius on May 08, 2025, 12:20:09 PMSo... New guy is big on child abuse but otherwise ok?

No idea. I freaked out a bit when I heard he was American, considering how psychotic our Catholics are these days, but it seems he has been in Peru and then in the Vatican for years. And a protege of the last guy.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

Duque de Bragança

#71
May 08, 2025, 12:29:52 PM Last Edit: May 08, 2025, 12:39:07 PM by Duque de Bragança
Quote from: Valmy on May 08, 2025, 12:26:54 PM
Quote from: Josquius on May 08, 2025, 12:20:09 PMSo... New guy is big on child abuse but otherwise ok?

No idea. I freaked out a bit when I heard he was American, considering how crypto-protestant our Catholics are these days, but it seems he has been in Peru and then in the Vatican for years. And a protege of the last guy.

Fixed!  :P

I see he is from the order of Saint Augustine, as Martin Luther, so the Brain will be happy.  :lol:

Jacob

#72
May 08, 2025, 12:40:54 PM
Quote from: Josquius on May 08, 2025, 10:37:06 AMI'm anti-catholic? :unsure:

I don't think so, but you're a more likely candidate than an actual cardinal... I think :unsure:

Legbiter

#73
May 08, 2025, 12:56:56 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 08, 2025, 12:29:52 PMI see he is from the order of Saint Augustine, as Martin Luther, so the Brain will be happy.  :lol:

:lol:  :pope:

An interesting choice. He's a safe pair of hands, handpicked by his predecessor.
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Caliga

#74
May 08, 2025, 02:18:16 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on May 08, 2025, 12:25:49 PMThere goes any chance of getting deep dish "pizza" declared blasphemy...
Pizza casserole, Italian beef, high taxes, aging infrastructure, and rampant corruption for all!   :pope:
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