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Started by viper37, October 21, 2009, 10:56:27 AM

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viper37

October 21, 2009, 10:56:27 AM
At last we shall have... well, whatever :D
Ge announces the Vscan

Nice toy :)
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MadImmortalMan

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October 21, 2009, 11:03:43 AM
That's awesome.

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derspiess

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October 21, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
Great, now pregnant women will be carrying these things around in their purses, forcing you to look at their baby *before* it is born.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Martinus

#3
October 21, 2009, 11:50:47 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
Great, now pregnant women will be carrying these things around in their purses, forcing you to look at their baby *before* it is born.

Why would you want to be anywhere near a pregnant woman?  :huh:

Barrister

#4
October 21, 2009, 12:26:54 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 21, 2009, 11:50:47 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
Great, now pregnant women will be carrying these things around in their purses, forcing you to look at their baby *before* it is born.

Why would you want to be anywhere near a pregnant woman?  :huh:

Because you can't just lock up women who get pregnant for 9 months so you don't have to deal with them?   :huh:
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BuddhaRhubarb

#5
October 21, 2009, 12:27:44 PM
Can't avoid them in my neighbourhood. there's something in the water.
:p

Syt

#6
October 21, 2009, 12:29:12 PM
Our office has 75%+ women, so there's usually some pregnancies going on.
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Ed Anger

#7
October 21, 2009, 01:26:36 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
Great, now pregnant women will be carrying these things around in their purses, forcing you to look at their baby *before* it is born.

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Barrister

#8
October 21, 2009, 01:30:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
Great, now pregnant women will be carrying these things around in their purses, forcing you to look at their baby *before* it is born.

When my wife had to get an ultrasound recently there was a little sign saying that for a small fee they'd print out ultrasound pictures of your unborn baby to annoy your coworkers with.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

DGuller

#9
October 21, 2009, 01:53:32 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 01:30:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
Great, now pregnant women will be carrying these things around in their purses, forcing you to look at their baby *before* it is born.

When my wife had to get an ultrasound recently there was a little sign saying that for a small fee they'd print out ultrasound pictures of your unborn baby to annoy your coworkers with.
Mazel Tov? :unsure:

Barrister

#10
October 21, 2009, 01:56:12 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 21, 2009, 01:53:32 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 01:30:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 21, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
Great, now pregnant women will be carrying these things around in their purses, forcing you to look at their baby *before* it is born.

When my wife had to get an ultrasound recently there was a little sign saying that for a small fee they'd print out ultrasound pictures of your unborn baby to annoy your coworkers with.
Mazel Tov? :unsure:

I'm not Jewish.  :huh:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

DGuller

#11
October 21, 2009, 02:01:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 01:56:12 PM
I'm not Jewish.  :huh:
We say that to everyone here.

derspiess

#12
October 21, 2009, 02:03:28 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2009, 01:30:24 PM
When my wife had to get an ultrasound recently there was a little sign saying that for a small fee they'd print out ultrasound pictures of your unborn baby to annoy your coworkers with.

There's a place here that will do a full-blown video & burn it to a DVD for $150.  While the "4D" thing is cool & all, who the hell would want to watch it after the baby is born?

Naturally, one of my wife's braindead coworkers did it.

Oh, and congrats :cheers:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

alfred russel

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October 21, 2009, 02:04:38 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 21, 2009, 12:27:44 PM
Can't avoid them in my neighbourhood. there's something in the water.

Sorry, that is my fault. I got excited by the resevoir.  :Embarrass:
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derspiess

#14
October 21, 2009, 02:04:49 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 21, 2009, 11:50:47 AM
Why would you want to be anywhere near a pregnant woman?  :huh:

I don't live in your gaytopia.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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