Sleep alone, for your own good

[viper37]

Funny all these silly research

Dormez seul, vous aimerez plus longtemps

'Til sleep do us part
(same research, one text in French, the other one, shorter but in english)


According to Dr Neil (not a joke!), sleeping alone is the best way to preserve your health and your relationship.  The Flintstones had it right all along! 


Maybe we should use a room solely for sex, and other seperate rooms for sleep.  Sort of like having a kid's play room seperate from their bedroom

It sure would be nice to have friends visit your house with your spouse as a guide: "and this is our sex room, with my dildo collection and my strap-on for when darling feels kinky".

[DGuller]

What's the point of having a room that you'll use once a month?  Isn't it a little impractical?

[MadImmortalMan]

Every room is the sex room.

[Valmy]

Screw that I hate sleeping alone.

[Jaron]

For the vast majority of you losers, sleeping alone will not be a probem.

[Ed Anger]

For the vast majority of you losers, sleeping alone will not be a probem.

[Lettow77]

 Nonsense - cuddling is one of the simpler pleasures in life; why take it away?

[Eddie Teach]

For the vast majority of you losers, sleeping alone will not be a probem.

That should be first person plural.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Nonsense - cuddling is one of the simpler pleasures in life; why take it away?

So that you have more life to live.

[Josquius]

I like this idea.
Girls sleeping in the same bed sucks.
In the bad non-literal way.

[CountDeMoney]

For the vast majority of you losers, sleeping alone will not be a probem.

The fuck you laughing at, you still keep your wife's crib in the bedroom.

[Ed Anger]

For the vast majority of you losers, sleeping alone will not be a probem.

The fuck you laughing at, you still keep your wife's crib in the bedroom.

I've set up a Little mermaid tent.

[Ideologue]

Ariel was hot.  I'd blow a load on her pile of eggs anytime.

[CountDeMoney]

Ariel was hot.  I'd blow a load on her pile of eggs anytime.

Jasmine was hotter.

[Ideologue]

Ariel was hot.  I'd blow a load on her pile of eggs anytime.

Jasmine was hotter.

The sequel establishes that she has no clitoris.  There's a song about it.