In 1925, in the Trial of the Century, the Scopes Monkey Trial ruled on whether humans were really monkeys.
In 2013, in the Trial of the Century, the Ikea Monkey Trial will rule on whether monkeys are really humans.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/anderson-cooper-gives-crucial-update-on-ikea-monkey_n_3378478.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
It's better than the Jodi Arias trial at least. Also: fewer monkeys.
The monkey liked to be choked like Jodi Arias.
The Amanda Knox trial had many more monkeys.
Is Picard defending him?
[STNG reference]
What is the difference between a monkey and an ape?
Quote from: Bluebook on June 06, 2013, 09:32:29 AM
What is the difference between a monkey and an ape?
Apes have no tail.
Quote from: Bluebook on June 06, 2013, 09:32:29 AM
What is the difference between a monkey and an ape?
Don't get me started.
So, assume the crazy Ikea Monkey woman gets her monkey back - what are the chances it will rip her face off at some point? :hmm:
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2013, 10:10:02 AM
So, assume the crazy Ikea Monkey woman gets her monkey back - what are the chances it will rip her face off at some point? :hmm:
Would you say it's "predictable"? :P
Quote from: fahdiz on June 06, 2013, 10:19:05 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2013, 10:10:02 AM
So, assume the crazy Ikea Monkey woman gets her monkey back - what are the chances it will rip her face off at some point? :hmm:
Would you say it's "predictable"? :P
Only if the monkey belonged to DG. For a couple of reasons. :D
A friend of mine looks like a younger Anderson Cooper.
IKEA monkey lady does not get her monkey back.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/09/13/toronto-ikea-monkey-custody-decision.html
Any simianities with other cases?
Was the monkey properly spanked for its behaviour?
Quote from: Barrister on September 13, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
IKEA monkey lady does not get her monkey back.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/09/13/toronto-ikea-monkey-custody-decision.html
IKEA monkey lady should not have lied to the court about where she got the monkey. Get caught bare-facedly lying, and generally speaking you are fucked. :lol:
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2013, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 13, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
IKEA monkey lady does not get her monkey back.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/09/13/toronto-ikea-monkey-custody-decision.html
IKEA monkey lady should not have lied to the court about where she got the monkey. Get caught bare-facedly lying, and generally speaking you are fucked. :lol:
Those who deal with the law seem so petty.
Quote from: garbon on September 13, 2013, 04:33:23 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2013, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 13, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
IKEA monkey lady does not get her monkey back.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/09/13/toronto-ikea-monkey-custody-decision.html
IKEA monkey lady should not have lied to the court about where she got the monkey. Get caught bare-facedly lying, and generally speaking you are fucked. :lol:
Those who deal with the law seem so petty.
:blush: