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The Ikea Monkey Trial: Trial of the Century!

Started by Malthus, June 04, 2013, 07:46:12 AM

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Malthus

June 04, 2013, 07:46:12 AM
In 1925, in the Trial of the Century, the Scopes Monkey Trial ruled on whether humans were really monkeys.

In 2013, in the Trial of the Century, the Ikea Monkey Trial will rule on whether monkeys are really humans.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/anderson-cooper-gives-crucial-update-on-ikea-monkey_n_3378478.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

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fhdz

#1
June 05, 2013, 08:00:04 PM
It's better than the Jodi Arias trial at least. Also: fewer monkeys.
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Ed Anger

#2
June 05, 2013, 08:05:13 PM
The monkey liked to be choked like Jodi Arias.
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CountDeMoney

#3
June 06, 2013, 05:30:24 AM
The Amanda Knox trial had many more monkeys.

Josephus

#4
June 06, 2013, 07:19:08 AM
Is Picard defending him?


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Bluebook

#5
June 06, 2013, 09:32:29 AM
What is the difference between a monkey and an ape?

Barrister

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June 06, 2013, 09:33:45 AM
Quote from: Bluebook on June 06, 2013, 09:32:29 AM
What is the difference between a monkey and an ape?

Apes have no tail.
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The Brain

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June 06, 2013, 10:08:21 AM
Quote from: Bluebook on June 06, 2013, 09:32:29 AM
What is the difference between a monkey and an ape?

Don't get me started.
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Malthus

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June 06, 2013, 10:10:02 AM
So, assume the crazy Ikea Monkey woman gets her monkey back - what are the chances it will rip her face off at some point?  :hmm:
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fhdz

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June 06, 2013, 10:19:05 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2013, 10:10:02 AM
So, assume the crazy Ikea Monkey woman gets her monkey back - what are the chances it will rip her face off at some point?  :hmm:

Would you say it's "predictable"? :P
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Malthus

#10
June 06, 2013, 10:33:01 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on June 06, 2013, 10:19:05 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 06, 2013, 10:10:02 AM
So, assume the crazy Ikea Monkey woman gets her monkey back - what are the chances it will rip her face off at some point?  :hmm:

Would you say it's "predictable"? :P

Only if the monkey belonged to DG. For a couple of reasons.   :D
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Iormlund

#11
June 06, 2013, 10:49:09 AM
A friend of mine looks like a younger Anderson Cooper.

Barrister

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September 13, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
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The Brain

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September 13, 2013, 04:00:57 PM
Any simianities with other cases?
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