To all Languishites and their mommies, and to all the Mrs. Languishites that endured labor to provide you with your progeny.
Call your mother, you never call anymore like your brother, don't forget to wear a jacket it's chilly out, are you eating enough and is that how you cut your hair now?
My sister spoke with my mother earlier this week and then asked if she had to call again on Mother's Day. :D
There's always one in the family.
I call my mother every Sunday. :)
Already called and tortured her with a happy Mother's Day to you song from which she shall never recover.
I called my mother and asked her to dinner, she declined, "I'm too tired, what with the gardening and thinking about how you haven't given me grandchildren yet".
I'll call Mom after she gets out of church. I'm a bad kid, though. Didn't even think to send a card until I got one in the mail from her yesterday. :blush:
Quote from: merithyn on May 12, 2013, 08:46:27 AM
I'll call Mom after she gets out of church. I'm a bad kid, though. Didn't even think to send a card until I got one in the mail from her yesterday. :blush:
Just rant about the commercialisation of the day and send her flowers later when enough time has passed for it to seem like just a nice gesture and not an "yeah, I did, in fact, forget".
Mother's Day is 26 May here.
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Mothers day was months ago. Americans, sheesh.
Quote from: Liep on May 12, 2013, 08:40:02 AM
I called my mother and asked her to dinner, she declined, "I'm too tired, what with the gardening and thinking about how you haven't given me grandchildren yet".
guilt, a mothers gift to us all :D
Happy mothers day all the mothers of languish posters and moms who post on languish :hug:
Quote from: Martinus on May 12, 2013, 09:16:26 AM
Mother's Day is 26 May here.
Last sunday over here.
I was woken out of bed at 7:15am to the twins fighting. Ran downstairs to minimize the damage (emotional, not physical; they're really mean to each other), spent 20 minutes soothing one, another 10 talking to the other. Made breakfast in bed for the youngest boy who stepped on a rusty nail yesterday (it went all the way through his foot). The Girl is out of town this weekend with a friend.
None of them wished me happy birthday until after noon. :glare:
It's your birthday, too? :P
Anyway, Happy Mothers Day, dear Meri :hug:
Mom--and Dad--are a little down today; they sold their beloved little A-frame pop-up camper to a geology professor up at Penn State.
Dad simply can't manage setting it up anymore with his bad shoulder, and since Mom is practically disabled these days herself, they really can't use it anymore.
They're getting old. :(
Quote from: Tyr on May 12, 2013, 10:15:15 AM
Mothers day was months ago. Americans, sheesh.
Yeah, 12 of them.
17 shot at Mother's Day Parade in New Orleans. :(
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/12/18213691-at-least-17-injured-in-new-orleans-mothers-day-shooting?lite
OH FFS. :mad:
Phone call and flower delivery to mother and godmother.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 12, 2013, 07:05:03 PM
17 shot at Mother's Day Parade in New Orleans. :(
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/12/18213691-at-least-17-injured-in-new-orleans-mothers-day-shooting?lite
Hilarious.
Romneys, back when they had different hair color:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/921761_10151445077061121_2089260291_o.jpg)
Yikes, creepy no-sclera demonspawn look there.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 12, 2013, 08:32:08 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 12, 2013, 07:05:03 PM
17 shot at Mother's Day Parade in New Orleans. :(
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/12/18213691-at-least-17-injured-in-new-orleans-mothers-day-shooting?lite
Hilarious.
Yes, apparently someone has mommy issues down there.
I sent my mom flowers and called her. :cool:
For lunch we went over to Princesca's grandmother's house and dined on KFC. After lunch her cousin and I went out to our cars and compared guns and he looked at my Crossbreed Supertuck IWB holster. I don't know how you can get more Kentucky than all of that. :hmm:
Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2013, 12:14:38 PM
After lunch her cousin and I went out to our cars and compared guns and he looked at my Crossbreed Supertuck IWB holster. I don't know how you can get more Kentucky than all of that. :hmm:
Keeping it in the family?
Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2013, 12:14:38 PM
...and he looked at my Crossbreed Supertuck IWB holster.
I am not sure what that means but it sounds like something that might get Marti excited :hmm:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 12, 2013, 11:59:35 PM
Yikes, creepy no-sclera demonspawn look there.
:lol: So true.
Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2013, 12:14:38 PM
I sent my mom flowers and called her. :cool:
For lunch we went over to Princesca's grandmother's house and dined on KFC. After lunch her cousin and I went out to our cars and compared guns and he looked at my Crossbreed Supertuck IWB holster. I don't know how you can get more Kentucky than all of that. :hmm:
"... while keeping your pants on". ;)
:cool:
Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2013, 12:14:38 PM
I sent my mom flowers and called her. :cool:
For lunch we went over to Princesca's grandmother's house and dined on KFC. After lunch her cousin and I went out to our cars and compared guns and he looked at my Crossbreed Supertuck IWB holster. I don't know how you can get more Kentucky than all of that. :hmm:
Needs more UK logos :bleeding:
We took the kids to the zoo Saturday and there was a family of 7 or 8 and from what I could see each person was wearing *at least* two articles of clothing with a UK logo.
Yeah I was about to type something like 'well...you could have been watching the UK-Louisville game' :P
Quote from: derspiess on May 13, 2013, 04:48:43 PM
Needs more UK logos :bleeding:
We took the kids to the zoo Saturday and there was a family of 7 or 8 and from what I could see each person was wearing *at least* two articles of clothing with a UK logo.
The irony being that probably not one person in that family has ever gone to any college (let alone UK). :)
Quote from: merithyn on May 12, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
I was woken out of bed at 7:15am to the twins fighting. Ran downstairs to minimize the damage (emotional, not physical; they're really mean to each other), spent 20 minutes soothing one, another 10 talking to the other. Made breakfast in bed for the youngest boy who stepped on a rusty nail yesterday (it went all the way through his foot). The Girl is out of town this weekend with a friend.
None of them wished me happy birthday until after noon. :glare:
I got flowers today from the kids. :) :wub:
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Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2013, 06:53:53 PM
The irony being that probably not one person in that family has ever gone to any college (let alone UK). :)
Yeah that has nothing to do with being a College Sports fan, especially in the S-E-C S-E-C
Heck I was a much bigger fan before I actually started taking classes at UT. Now I am way too busy to follow the teams like I used to.
Quote from: Valmy on May 14, 2013, 11:46:31 AM
Heck I was a much bigger fan before I actually started taking classes at UT. Now I am way too busy to follow the teams like I used to.
Valmy just follows the co-eds now. From a discrete distance.
As someone who grew up in a huge professional sports market I still find that impossible to relate to.... in Philly you are pretty much a fan of a college team if you went to that college and under no other circumstances. I think the exception might be Penn State if you happen to live in the central part of the state or maybe if you have close family members who went there.
Hey! Someone tell me how pretty my flowers are! :mad: :glare:
They're as pretty as honeyed, silken pubes at the first blush of dawn.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2013, 12:03:23 PM
They're as pretty as honeyed, silken pubes at the first blush of dawn.
Thank you. :)
Quote from: PDH on May 14, 2013, 11:48:56 AM
Valmy just follows the co-eds now. From a discrete distance.
The EE UT Co-Eds are suprisingly incredibly hot. But really the women at UT are so hot it is almost a joke. The class before my Computer Science class was not only almost entirely full of beautiful women but the professor AND the TAs were also beautiful women. I think it was a biology class...not sure. Anyway I try to avoid them and sit where I cannot see them. I am all business man.
Quote from: Valmy on May 14, 2013, 12:20:00 PM
The EE UT Co-Eds are suprisingly incredibly hot. But really the women at UT are so hot it is almost a joke. The class before my Computer Science class was not only almost entirely full of beautiful women but the professor AND the TAs were also beautiful women. I think it was a biology class...not sure. Anyway I try to avoid them and sit where I cannot see them. I am all business man.
Doesn't sound like typical business man behavior to me. :sleep:
Quote from: Caliga on May 14, 2013, 01:41:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 14, 2013, 12:20:00 PM
The EE UT Co-Eds are suprisingly incredibly hot. But really the women at UT are so hot it is almost a joke. The class before my Computer Science class was not only almost entirely full of beautiful women but the professor AND the TAs were also beautiful women. I think it was a biology class...not sure. Anyway I try to avoid them and sit where I cannot see them. I am all business man.
Doesn't sound like typical business man behavior to me. :sleep:
Did I miss out on messing with Texas? :(
Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2013, 06:53:53 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 13, 2013, 04:48:43 PM
Needs more UK logos :bleeding:
We took the kids to the zoo Saturday and there was a family of 7 or 8 and from what I could see each person was wearing *at least* two articles of clothing with a UK logo.
The irony being that probably not one person in that family has ever gone to any college (let alone UK). :)
That was pretty evident. The irony is that all the people I know who actually went to UK are a bit more subdued.
UK gets a lot of hot ass. Or at least it used to. It's been awhile since I hung out down there.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 14, 2013, 07:33:39 PM
UK gets a lot of hot ass. Or at least it used to. It's been awhile since I hung out down there.
Still true.
Another ass magnet in Kentucky: berea college.
Princesca's cousin goes to Morehead State and she has a hot body. :)
Quote from: Caliga on May 15, 2013, 08:09:33 PM
Princesca's cousin goes to Morehead State and she has a hot body. :)
Face? :(
Cal's never looked.
Face isn't bad, either.
How did you guys manage to turn a MOTHERS' DAY thread into this?? :blink:
You all never fail to amaze me....
Um...moms are sexy too?
Quote from: fahdiz on May 16, 2013, 02:07:53 PM
Um...moms are sexy too?
Except that you're talking about college co-eds. :P
Quote from: merithyn on May 16, 2013, 02:25:11 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on May 16, 2013, 02:07:53 PM
Um...moms are sexy too?
Except that you're talking about college co-eds. :P
They can be mothers too.
Quote from: merithyn on May 16, 2013, 11:53:40 AM
How did you guys manage to turn a MOTHERS' DAY thread into this?? :blink:
You all never fail to amaze me....
It was PDH's fault.
I am.
Quote from: fahdiz on May 16, 2013, 02:07:53 PM
Um...moms are sexy too?
That's icky. Hate roast beef.