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Title: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Barrister on April 26, 2013, 11:56:51 AM
So here's the scoop - a Canadian comedian asks his twitter followers to text their parents "got 2 grams for $40", and then immediately send a follow up "sorry ignore that text. Not for you", and then send a picture of the response.

http://arts.nationalpost.com/2013/04/26/nathan-fielder-asks-followers-to-text-their-parents-pretending-to-be-a-drug-dealer-hilarity-ensues/

Here's a few of my favourites - more following the link:

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No matter how funny though, if I'm a teenage kid there's no way I'm pulling this stunt.   :ph34r:
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: derspiess on April 26, 2013, 12:09:18 PM
:lol: Nice.  It would go over my mom's head completely & who knows what my dad would do.  As a parent I would totally fall for it & come unglued.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Barrister on April 26, 2013, 12:19:23 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 26, 2013, 12:09:18 PM
:lol: Nice.  It would go over my mom's head completely & who knows what my dad would do.  As a parent I would totally fall for it & come unglued.

Well yeah - as a parent I'm pretty sure the correct response is NOT "oh, well if it's nothing then I won't worry about it".
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: DGuller on April 26, 2013, 12:47:11 PM
Don't really see the humor.  I don't like practical jokes where the correct response for the information given is exactly the response that is going to be mocked.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 01:33:26 PM
Thanks for the heads up.

*awaiting text in 5....4....3.....2.....1...."
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: derspiess on April 26, 2013, 01:35:12 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 26, 2013, 12:47:11 PM
Don't really see the humor.  I don't like practical jokes where the correct response for the information given is exactly the response that is going to be mocked.

It's kind of a fun prank to play on your parents. 
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 01:35:25 PM
Better yet... I'll do that to them.... :P
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: The Brain on April 26, 2013, 01:38:07 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 26, 2013, 12:47:11 PM
Don't really see the humor.  I don't like practical jokes where the correct response for the information given is exactly the response that is going to be mocked.

Are you sure you understand the rich tapestry that is practical jokes?
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Barrister on April 26, 2013, 01:40:02 PM
Quote from: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 01:33:26 PM
Thanks for the heads up.

*awaiting text in 5....4....3.....2.....1...."

So what's your response Meri?
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Ed Anger on April 26, 2013, 01:41:11 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 26, 2013, 01:40:02 PM
Quote from: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 01:33:26 PM
Thanks for the heads up.

*awaiting text in 5....4....3.....2.....1...."

So what's your response Meri?

"It's the patarichy's fault"
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 01:42:43 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 26, 2013, 01:40:02 PM
Quote from: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 01:33:26 PM
Thanks for the heads up.

*awaiting text in 5....4....3.....2.....1...."

So what's your response Meri?

"That's kind of cheap. I'd ask for $60." ;)

I sent it to both Carter and Jackson. I got this from Carter:

Me: I've got 2 grams for $40
Me: Um, ignore that. Not for you.
Carter: Excuse me?
Me: Nothing. Was for someone else
Carter: Oooooookay...

:lol:
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: garbon on April 26, 2013, 02:00:59 PM
:D
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Iormlund on April 26, 2013, 02:03:22 PM
Wouldn't work on my parents. My sister and I used to openly discuss the habits of our drug user mates on the dinner table, to the horror of any guest.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: garbon on April 26, 2013, 02:15:56 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on April 26, 2013, 02:03:22 PM
Wouldn't work on my parents. My sister and I used to openly discuss the habits of our drug user mates on the dinner table, to the horror of any guest.  :lol:

I don't know. There's a difference between talking about what friends do who use drugs and providing proof that you are personally selling or buying drugs.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
Not seeing this as particularly funny.  :huh:

Either the parents are okay with drug use and it is no big deal, they are oblivious about drug use and it sails over their heads, or they are not okay about drug use and not oblivious and it makes them concerned and upset.

None of those reactions are exactly going to be a laff riot.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: alfred russel on April 26, 2013, 02:21:07 PM
The problem with pranking your parents like this--what if you can't convince them it was a prank?
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Iormlund on April 26, 2013, 02:29:01 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 02:15:56 PM
I don't know. There's a difference between talking about what friends do who use drugs and providing proof that you are personally selling or buying drugs.

It's a matter of trust. We were very graphic and open about what in most families is a taboo topic. Our parents knew perfectly well what we did and didn't do. And just in case we provided ample descriptions of how to spot someone who was using.

It was also great fun to hear the alarm and condemnation from our scandalized guests, high on their horses, only to find their children high on E at a club afterwards. :lol:
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: crazy canuck on April 26, 2013, 02:37:22 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on April 26, 2013, 02:29:01 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 02:15:56 PM
I don't know. There's a difference between talking about what friends do who use drugs and providing proof that you are personally selling or buying drugs.

It's a matter of trust. We were very graphic and open about what in most families is a taboo topic. Our parents knew perfectly well what we did and didn't do. And just in case we provided ample descriptions of how to spot someone who was using.

It was also great fun to hear the alarm and condemnation from our scandalized guests, high on their horses, only to find their children high on E at a club afterwards. :lol:

Yeah, if my boys ever said they didnt know kids who used drugs I would definitely get concerned because I would know they were lying and then my trust in them would be tested considerably.

One of the funniest/best bonding times, I had with my oldest is after he came home from the senior prom (he was invited by a girl in grade 12 but that is another story).  He was badly hung over the next day.  The conversation went something like, "Dad, you were right, I should have stuck with one kind of drink but I drank x and y and z and..." well you get the picture.   Then he went on to describe the drugs that some of the kids were doing and the strategies he used to avoid it.

It was a good talk.  I think that parents miss out if they cant talk about stuff like this with their kids.  I also think kids are put in danger if they cant talk to their parents about stuff like this.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: derspiess on April 26, 2013, 02:38:12 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 26, 2013, 02:21:07 PM
The problem with pranking your parents like this--what if you can't convince them it was a prank?

Well it helps to show them a website where a ton of other people did it around the same day.  Without that, yeah it could sorta backfire.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 26, 2013, 02:38:12 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 26, 2013, 02:21:07 PM
The problem with pranking your parents like this--what if you can't convince them it was a prank?

Well it helps to show them a website where a ton of other people did it around the same day.  Without that, yeah it could sorta backfire.

That's what I had to do with Carter to convince him that I was joking.  :blush:
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: derspiess on April 26, 2013, 02:58:37 PM
Quote from: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 26, 2013, 02:38:12 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 26, 2013, 02:21:07 PM
The problem with pranking your parents like this--what if you can't convince them it was a prank?

Well it helps to show them a website where a ton of other people did it around the same day.  Without that, yeah it could sorta backfire.

That's what I had to do with Carter to convince him that I was joking.  :blush:

:lol:  Awesome.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: PRC on April 26, 2013, 03:03:50 PM
2 grams for $40 is a rip-off. 
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Barrister on April 26, 2013, 03:06:46 PM
Quote from: merithyn on April 26, 2013, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 26, 2013, 02:38:12 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 26, 2013, 02:21:07 PM
The problem with pranking your parents like this--what if you can't convince them it was a prank?

Well it helps to show them a website where a ton of other people did it around the same day.  Without that, yeah it could sorta backfire.

That's what I had to do with Carter to convince him that I was joking.  :blush:

Tell us more!  :D
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on April 26, 2013, 02:29:01 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 02:15:56 PM
I don't know. There's a difference between talking about what friends do who use drugs and providing proof that you are personally selling or buying drugs.

It's a matter of trust. We were very graphic and open about what in most families is a taboo topic. Our parents knew perfectly well what we did and didn't do. And just in case we provided ample descriptions of how to spot someone who was using.

It was also great fun to hear the alarm and condemnation from our scandalized guests, high on their horses, only to find their children high on E at a club afterwards. :lol:

Sure I mean I was pretty open with my parents too. That doesn't mean I wouldn't get a stern talking to (even today!) if I sent a text like this where they assumed it meant I was dealing.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
Not seeing this as particularly funny.  :huh:

Either the parents are okay with drug use and it is no big deal, they are oblivious about drug use and it sails over their heads, or they are not okay about drug use and not oblivious and it makes them concerned and upset.

None of those reactions are exactly going to be a laff riot.

It does seem like practical jokes are a thing that both you and Dgul don't get.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
Not seeing this as particularly funny.  :huh:

Either the parents are okay with drug use and it is no big deal, they are oblivious about drug use and it sails over their heads, or they are not okay about drug use and not oblivious and it makes them concerned and upset.

None of those reactions are exactly going to be a laff riot.

It does seem like practical jokes are a thing that both you and Dgul don't get.

I guess not, because this one doesn't seem particularly "funny".

Ha, ha mom, thought I was selling drugs, jokes on you!
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
Not seeing this as particularly funny.  :huh:

Either the parents are okay with drug use and it is no big deal, they are oblivious about drug use and it sails over their heads, or they are not okay about drug use and not oblivious and it makes them concerned and upset.

None of those reactions are exactly going to be a laff riot.

It does seem like practical jokes are a thing that both you and Dgul don't get.

I guess not, because this one doesn't seem particularly "funny".

Ha, ha mom, thought I was selling drugs, jokes on you!

Again though I don't see how that's different from other practical jokes.  Things like this are the whole premise of shows like Candid Camera.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Barrister on April 26, 2013, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
Not seeing this as particularly funny.  :huh:

Either the parents are okay with drug use and it is no big deal, they are oblivious about drug use and it sails over their heads, or they are not okay about drug use and not oblivious and it makes them concerned and upset.

None of those reactions are exactly going to be a laff riot.

It does seem like practical jokes are a thing that both you and Dgul don't get.

I guess not, because this one doesn't seem particularly "funny".

Ha, ha mom, thought I was selling drugs, jokes on you!

The joke depends on the response garnered.  Some are obviously funnier than others.  The second row shows the parent responding "correctly" - the parent firmly asks for clarification.  But even then the "$40 for 2 grams of sugar... in Dubai." is still funny.

So is the "grammar books" comment - followed by an offer of more money!

Plus of course the expected-but-still-funny wild over-reaction like "YOU'RE GOING TO REHAB WE'RE COMING TO PICK YOU UP RIGHT NOW".



Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: dps on April 26, 2013, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 26, 2013, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
Not seeing this as particularly funny.  :huh:

Either the parents are okay with drug use and it is no big deal, they are oblivious about drug use and it sails over their heads, or they are not okay about drug use and not oblivious and it makes them concerned and upset.

None of those reactions are exactly going to be a laff riot.

It does seem like practical jokes are a thing that both you and Dgul don't get.

I guess not, because this one doesn't seem particularly "funny".

Ha, ha mom, thought I was selling drugs, jokes on you!

The joke depends on the response garnered.  Some are obviously funnier than others.  The second row shows the parent responding "correctly" - the parent firmly asks for clarification.  But even then the "$40 for 2 grams of sugar... in Dubai." is still funny.

So is the "grammar books" comment - followed by an offer of more money!

Plus of course the expected-but-still-funny wild over-reaction like "YOU'RE GOING TO REHAB WE'RE COMING TO PICK YOU UP RIGHT NOW".


Gotta love the mom who texted, "I'm not fucking stupid" and the kid texted back, "That's debatable" and her reply was, "Say goodbye to college".  Kid's a dumbass.  I mean, actually trying this prank is dumb enough, but "That's debatable" takes it to a whole different level.

Quote from: garbonSure I mean I was pretty open with my parents too. That doesn't mean I wouldn't get a stern talking to (even today!) if I sent a text like this where they assumed it meant I was dealing.

Yeah, I suspect that there are plenty of parents nowdays who would be OK with their kid partaking of a bit of recreational drug use, but wouldn't be OK with the kid actually dealing.

My mom, I don't think, would have a clue what the text meant.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 05:31:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
Not seeing this as particularly funny.  :huh:

Either the parents are okay with drug use and it is no big deal, they are oblivious about drug use and it sails over their heads, or they are not okay about drug use and not oblivious and it makes them concerned and upset.

None of those reactions are exactly going to be a laff riot.

It does seem like practical jokes are a thing that both you and Dgul don't get.

I guess not, because this one doesn't seem particularly "funny".

Ha, ha mom, thought I was selling drugs, jokes on you!

Again though I don't see how that's different from other practical jokes.  Things like this are the whole premise of shows like Candid Camera.

Perhaps because it is dismally banal.

The prank with the "ghost" of the little girl showing up in an elevator? That was very cruel, but also funny, because the situation was so very bizzare.

A prank in which a kid "accidentally" reveals to his parents he's dealing? Not so much, because in fact lots of kids do deal drugs to each other all the time. 
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: DGuller on April 26, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 26, 2013, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 26, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
Not seeing this as particularly funny.  :huh:

Either the parents are okay with drug use and it is no big deal, they are oblivious about drug use and it sails over their heads, or they are not okay about drug use and not oblivious and it makes them concerned and upset.

None of those reactions are exactly going to be a laff riot.

It does seem like practical jokes are a thing that both you and Dgul don't get.
I am indeed more into theoretical jokes.  It's very hard to make a good practical joke.  Either you get lasting damage, or you're just mocking a very reasonable reaction.  The good ones, like when Justin Timberlake got punked because he was too stoned to realize that Tax Enforcement Agency doesn't exist, are rare.
Title: Re: Hey kids - text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer!
Post by: The Brain on April 26, 2013, 06:13:55 PM
Why would a reasonable reaction to a practical joke not be funny? And why would you have to mock something to find it amusing?