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Title: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: saskganesh on May 24, 2009, 07:45:15 AM
 :lmfao:

Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Ed Anger on May 24, 2009, 07:49:00 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?

Learn to hate them. Join me, and we'll rule the galaxy as father and son.

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Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 24, 2009, 01:13:56 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?

Surely some of them were of the female variety?
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Razgovory on May 24, 2009, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 24, 2009, 01:13:56 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?

Surely some of them were of the female variety?

I'm not siegy.
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: PDH on May 24, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
I presently live across a street from some rentals that are "rent-assist" places.  That means I get screaming kids, racing engines, domestic violence (with visits from the cops at all hours), and the joy of white trash proximity all the time.  My summer can only get better if they all kill one another off.
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Ed Anger on May 24, 2009, 07:23:24 PM
Quote from: PDH on May 24, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
I presently live across a street from some rentals that are "rent-assist" places.  That means I get screaming kids, racing engines, domestic violence (with visits from the cops at all hours), and the joy of white trash proximity all the time.  My summer can only get better if they all kill one another off.

Invest in an extra long water hose.
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Monoriu on May 25, 2009, 01:35:51 AM
You should be happy there are still people being born.  Otherwise, who will pay taxes when you retire?
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: saskganesh on May 25, 2009, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 25, 2009, 01:35:51 AM
You should be happy there are still people being born.  Otherwise, who will pay taxes when you retire?

immigrants.
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Neil on May 25, 2009, 10:04:24 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 25, 2009, 01:35:51 AM
You should be happy there are still people being born.  Otherwise, who will pay taxes when you retire?
Who cares?
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: crazy canuck on May 25, 2009, 10:33:35 AM
Seeing teenagers out and about in the summer makes me regret only one thing.  We only have a few years to enjoy being teenagers.
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Syt on May 25, 2009, 10:43:05 AM
Raz, if you would venture out of the seclusion of your basement more often you would realize that there's always, anytime annoying teenagers about. Actually, I thought the Austrians had it right, locking their kids away in basements till they have matured and are able of being somewhat productive members of society. Then I thought of you and reconsidered.
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Drakken on May 25, 2009, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 23, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
I took a brief sojurn from my home and I noticed something terrible.  There's fucking teenagers everywhere.   <_<  Is there nothing good about this season?

They are great for target practice, though.  :menace:
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Korea on May 25, 2009, 09:04:39 PM
Damn young people. <_<
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: Caliga on May 26, 2009, 06:58:42 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 25, 2009, 10:43:05 AM
Actually, I thought the Austrians had it right, locking their kids away in basements till they have matured and are able of being somewhat productive members of society.
I think the goal of the "Austrian method" is NOT to let them out even after they mature.  :bowler:
Title: Re: The Bane of Summer
Post by: DontSayBanana on May 26, 2009, 04:01:29 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on May 25, 2009, 01:35:51 AM
You should be happy there are still people being born.  Otherwise, who will pay taxes when you retire?

We will. Disbursements from retirement and even Social Security income are taxed. On the plus side, Social Security will run out at least 10 years before I hit retirement age, so I won't have to worry about taxation from that particular revenue stream. :menace:

Anyway, I hate: tourists. Teenagers and stupidity combined into one brain-sucking, swirling nexus of flesh, blood, and enough spray-tan, spray-sunscreen, and bug spray that I can only wish the skies would open up and the sudden burst of unmitigated sunlight would incinerate the tourist attractions.