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Title: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Syt on April 04, 2013, 03:42:49 PM
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/oh-good-face-sized-tarantulas-discovered-in-sri-lanka/

QuoteOh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka

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Some thing may forever haunt our dreams. Like the words "spider" and "face-sized" used in a sentence together.

And yet here those words are, straight from northern Sri Lanka, where scientists say they've discovered a new type of giant tarantula with a leg span of up to eight inches. Grab your rulers and mirrors, because yep, that's about the average length of a human noggin.

As if that weren't frightening enough (or cool enough — you pick), this particular spider was found living in trees. Anyone who's ever walked beneath a tree and wound up brushing away a tiny spider knows that some arachnids enjoy an arboreal life, dangling from silken threads to surprise unsuspecting trail-walkers. Now imagine one the size of a volleyball landing on you like one of the facehuggers from Alien.

And in case you were thinking they probably look far worse than they are, this one's actually quite venomous. Oh, and fast — because of course it is. So now imagine being chased by a poisonous, sprinting, face-sized spider.

But okay, let's focus on saying nicer things about this poor not-so-little spider for a moment. According to Wired:

Covered in beautiful, ornate markings, the spiders belong to the genus Poecilotheria, known as "Pokies" for short. These are the tiger spiders, an arboreal group indigenous to India and Sri Lanka that are known for being colourful, fast, and venomous. As a group, the spiders are related to a class of South American tarantula that includes the Goliath bird-eater, the world's largest.

Yes, we know of at least two spiders bigger, not that that's any consolation: The "goliath bird-eater" mentioned above (its name probably speaks for itself), and the appropriately cave-dwelling "giant huntsman," the world's largest spider, with an average leg span of — avert your eyes, arachnophobes! — a full 12 inches.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka Read more: http://newsfeed
Post by: viper37 on April 04, 2013, 03:48:25 PM
Somehow, I expected Malthus would be the one posting this news.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:48:39 PM
Oh goody, a creepy-crawly thread not started by me.  :D

The worst are those giant, bat-eating centepedes.  ;)
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:51:38 PM
To tie things together nicely: web facials!
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:53:34 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:51:38 PM
To tie things together nicely: web facials!

What Peter Parker and his GF do in the privacy of their bedroom is no business of yours.

Unless you write fan fiction!  :P
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
Sav :(
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:25:29 PM
I saw title before poster and did think it was Malt. Also good thing I've never wanted to go there.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: PRC on April 04, 2013, 04:29:55 PM
In related news apparently the upcoming cicada cycle is going to be a big one: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/04/03/cicadas-to-invade-tri-state-area-for-month-long-stay/

Estimates of Cicada's in the tri-state area at one billion per square mile.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: DGuller on April 04, 2013, 04:33:07 PM
IMO, that doesn't sound good at all.  :(
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 04, 2013, 05:38:55 PM
Has it been seventeen years already?
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Caliga on April 04, 2013, 07:08:25 PM
Quote from: PRC on April 04, 2013, 04:29:55 PM
In related news apparently the upcoming cicada cycle is going to be a big one: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/04/03/cicadas-to-invade-tri-state-area-for-month-long-stay/

Estimates of Cicada's in the tri-state area at one billion per square mile.
:x

We had a major cicada hatch here like 2 or 3 years ago (the black ones... the annual ones we get here are green) and there were so fucking many of them that my windshield would be covered with bug splatter and I'd actually have to run the damn wipers while driving. :yuk:
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Ed Anger on April 04, 2013, 07:11:48 PM
I loathe the cicada.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: garbon on April 04, 2013, 07:20:25 PM
Oh joy.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 07:36:17 PM
OK, that's all I needed;  I'm outta this thread for good.  Fucking spiders.  Fuck that shit.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Malthus on April 05, 2013, 10:23:54 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 07:36:17 PM
OK, that's all I needed;  I'm outta this thread for good.  Fucking spiders.  Fuck that shit.

http://wafflesatnoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/SpiderMeme.jpg

:P
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: garbon on April 05, 2013, 11:10:03 AM
haha
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 05, 2013, 11:27:35 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 05, 2013, 11:10:03 AM
haha

That spider's not only giant, it's badass.  Anybody else notice that it's missing a leg?
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Malthus on April 05, 2013, 12:20:41 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on April 05, 2013, 11:27:35 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 05, 2013, 11:10:03 AM
haha

That spider's not only giant, it's badass.  Anybody else notice that it's missing a leg?

It kicks ass. Well, 7/8 ass.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: viper37 on April 05, 2013, 12:30:48 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:48:39 PM
The worst are those giant, bat-eating centepedes.  ;)
what's with these tropical places and giant insects??

I ain't ever going to South America.  When it's not batshit insane semi-dictators, it's bat eating insects.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Malthus on April 05, 2013, 12:44:24 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 05, 2013, 12:30:48 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:48:39 PM
The worst are those giant, bat-eating centepedes.  ;)
what's with these tropical places and giant insects??

I ain't ever going to South America.  When it's not batshit insane semi-dictators, it's bat eating insects.

Neither spiders nor centepides are insects.  ;)

Anyway, for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UROVfmY3NTA

Looks like a lovely cave to visit.  :)
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Eddie Teach on April 05, 2013, 05:59:54 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 05, 2013, 12:44:24 PM
Looks like a lovely cave to visit.  :)

YOUR *OTHER* RIGHT!
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: viper37 on April 05, 2013, 07:54:22 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 05, 2013, 12:44:24 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 05, 2013, 12:30:48 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:48:39 PM
The worst are those giant, bat-eating centepedes.  ;)
what's with these tropical places and giant insects??

I ain't ever going to South America.  When it's not batshit insane semi-dictators, it's bat eating insects.

Neither spiders nor centepides are insects.  ;)
I know.  Insects have six legs, otherwise it's something that looks like an insect but is not.  It still looks like something out of Starship troopers.
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Sheilbh on April 05, 2013, 08:12:57 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 05, 2013, 12:44:24 PM
Quote from: viper37 on April 05, 2013, 12:30:48 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:48:39 PM
The worst are those giant, bat-eating centepedes.  ;)
what's with these tropical places and giant insects??

I ain't ever going to South America.  When it's not batshit insane semi-dictators, it's bat eating insects.

Neither spiders nor centepides are insects.  ;)

Anyway, for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UROVfmY3NTA

Looks like a lovely cave to visit.  :)
I love and hate that Attenborough demands we look past cute animals <_< :weep:
Title: Re: Oh, Good: Face-Sized Spiders Discovered in Sri Lanka
Post by: Malthus on April 06, 2013, 11:06:16 AM
This one actually made me nervous watching it.

Don't try this at home, kids!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nanX_k6lNS4