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Title: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 01:43:15 PM
Watch out, Languishites*, your posts may catch up with you ...  ;)

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/12/justice/new-york-cannibal-cop/index.html



*Especially CdM  :P
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:23:16 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?

I dunno, but his last post allegedly was March 1, so don't send out the search party just yet.  ;)
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 12, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?

You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face.  :hmm:
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 12, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?

You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face.  :hmm:
those two traits are not exclusive :D

Malthus,

Maybe the search party is out already and that's why he's in hiding.
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:29:25 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 12, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?

You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face.  :hmm:
those two traits are not exclusive :D

Malthus,

Maybe the search party is out already and that's why he's in hiding.

Personally, I can't imagine why anyone would not be in a big hurry to return to a forum where the majority of members are split over whether one is more likely to be a face-eater or a skin-wearer.  ;)
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D

Great. My chosen family is even more twisted and disfunctional than my actual family. What does that say about me?  :hmm:

I don't like this much self-awareness!  :mad:

Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D

Great. My chosen family is even more twisted and disfunctional than my actual family. What does that say about me?  :hmm:

I don't like this much self-awareness!  :mad:


we all subconsciously seek environments that echo those of our youth, even if those environments are unhealthy.


Now why couldn't you have married a nice Jewish girl?
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Now why couldn't you have married a nice big-titted Jewish girl?
:cool:
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:48:40 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Now why couldn't you have married a nice Jewish girl?

I brought it up once, but my wife disapproved.  ;)

Fun fact: once, just for the hell of it, I was shopping for shoes with a female friend and my wife, and for some strange reason we all got the idea of pretending all three of us were in some cult and I was bigamously married to both of them. Confused the fuck out the poor store clerks. Oh, for a hidden camera!  :D
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:50:24 PM
Was this your "hot female friend" you talk about so much we all know you wish you could have banged her? :)
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:50:29 PM
That's not how you test out the mattresses at Ikea, Malthus :D
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:53:51 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:50:24 PM
Was this your "hot female friend" you talk about so much we all know you wish you could have banged her? :)

No, in point of fact. It was an Indian woman we knew from university. That added a touch of realism to the sham.  ;)

Talk so much about? You have the memory of an elephant.  :lol:
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: garbon on March 12, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D

Family?
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:56:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 12, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
Family?
LOL CAN I BE: CHARLIE MANSON
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:59:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:

Well, the difference is I wasn't lying.  :P
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: HVC on March 12, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 12, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D

Family?
yes. You're the black sheep... Is that racist? :unsure: :P
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 12, 2013, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:59:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:

Well, the difference is I wasn't lying.  :P

Sarcasm isn't lying.
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: HVC on March 12, 2013, 06:29:36 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:
Grey and wrinkly?
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: garbon on March 12, 2013, 06:43:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 12, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D

Family?
yes. You're the black sheep... Is that racist? :unsure: :P

Putting me in harm's Brain's way isn't very nice.
Title: Re: "Cannibal Cop" Convicted
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 12, 2013, 07:12:40 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:

You're confused.  You're hung like a Snuffleupagus, but only you can see it.