Watch out, Languishites*, your posts may catch up with you ... ;)
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/12/justice/new-york-cannibal-cop/index.html
*Especially CdM :P
That was quick.
Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.
Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?
I dunno, but his last post allegedly was March 1, so don't send out the search party just yet. ;)
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.
Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?
You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face. :hmm:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 12, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.
Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?
You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face. :hmm:
those two traits are not exclusive :D
Malthus,
Maybe the search party is out already and that's why he's in hiding.
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 12, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.
Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?
You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face. :hmm:
those two traits are not exclusive :D
Malthus,
Maybe the search party is out already and that's why he's in hiding.
Personally, I can't imagine why
anyone would
not be in a big hurry to return to a forum where the majority of members are split over whether one is more likely to be a face-eater or a skin-wearer. ;)
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D
Great. My chosen family is even more twisted and disfunctional than my actual family. What does that say about me? :hmm:
I don't like this much self-awareness! :mad:
Quote from: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D
Great. My chosen family is even more twisted and disfunctional than my actual family. What does that say about me? :hmm:
I don't like this much self-awareness! :mad:
we all subconsciously seek environments that echo those of our youth, even if those environments are unhealthy.
Now why couldn't you have married a nice Jewish girl?
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Now why couldn't you have married a nice big-titted Jewish girl?
:cool:
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Now why couldn't you have married a nice Jewish girl?
I brought it up once, but my wife disapproved. ;)
Fun fact: once, just for the hell of it, I was shopping for shoes with a female friend and my wife, and for some strange reason we all got the idea of pretending all three of us were in some cult and I was bigamously married to both of them. Confused the fuck out the poor store clerks. Oh, for a hidden camera! :D
Was this your "hot female friend" you talk about so much we all know you wish you could have banged her? :)
That's not how you test out the mattresses at Ikea, Malthus :D
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:50:24 PM
Was this your "hot female friend" you talk about so much we all know you wish you could have banged her? :)
No, in point of fact. It was an Indian woman we knew from university. That added a touch of realism to the sham. ;)
Talk so much about? You have the memory of an elephant. :lol:
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D
Family?
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:
Well, the difference is I wasn't lying. :P
Quote from: garbon on March 12, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D
Family?
yes. You're the black sheep... Is that racist? :unsure: :P
Quote from: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:59:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:
Well, the difference is I wasn't lying. :P
Sarcasm isn't lying.
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:
Grey and wrinkly?
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 12, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D
Family?
yes. You're the black sheep... Is that racist? :unsure: :P
Putting me in
harm's Brain's way isn't very nice.
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:55:56 PM
I've been told my wang is as long as an elephant's trunk before, but never been compared to an elephant in the memory department. :hmm:
You're confused. You're hung like a Snuffleupagus, but only you can see it.