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Started by Malthus, March 12, 2013, 01:43:15 PM

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Malthus

March 12, 2013, 01:43:15 PM
Watch out, Languishites*, your posts may catch up with you ...  ;)

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/12/justice/new-york-cannibal-cop/index.html



*Especially CdM  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

#1
March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

#2
March 12, 2013, 05:23:16 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?

I dunno, but his last post allegedly was March 1, so don't send out the search party just yet.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Eddie Teach

#3
March 12, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?

You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face.  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

HVC

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March 12, 2013, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 12, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?

You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face.  :hmm:
those two traits are not exclusive :D

Malthus,

Maybe the search party is out already and that's why he's in hiding.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

#5
March 12, 2013, 05:29:25 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 12, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:15:56 PM
That was quick.

Speaking of crazy face eaters, where's Lettow?

You know, he's probably more likely to wear your skin as a suit than eat your face.  :hmm:
those two traits are not exclusive :D

Malthus,

Maybe the search party is out already and that's why he's in hiding.

Personally, I can't imagine why anyone would not be in a big hurry to return to a forum where the majority of members are split over whether one is more likely to be a face-eater or a skin-wearer.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

#6
March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

#7
March 12, 2013, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D

Great. My chosen family is even more twisted and disfunctional than my actual family. What does that say about me?  :hmm:

I don't like this much self-awareness!  :mad:

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

#8
March 12, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Quote from: Malthus on March 12, 2013, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D

Great. My chosen family is even more twisted and disfunctional than my actual family. What does that say about me?  :hmm:

I don't like this much self-awareness!  :mad:


we all subconsciously seek environments that echo those of our youth, even if those environments are unhealthy.


Now why couldn't you have married a nice Jewish girl?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Caliga

#9
March 12, 2013, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Now why couldn't you have married a nice big-titted Jewish girl?
:cool:
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Malthus

#10
March 12, 2013, 05:48:40 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Now why couldn't you have married a nice Jewish girl?

I brought it up once, but my wife disapproved.  ;)

Fun fact: once, just for the hell of it, I was shopping for shoes with a female friend and my wife, and for some strange reason we all got the idea of pretending all three of us were in some cult and I was bigamously married to both of them. Confused the fuck out the poor store clerks. Oh, for a hidden camera!  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

#11
March 12, 2013, 05:50:24 PM
Was this your "hot female friend" you talk about so much we all know you wish you could have banged her? :)
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HVC

#12
March 12, 2013, 05:50:29 PM
That's not how you test out the mattresses at Ikea, Malthus :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

#13
March 12, 2013, 05:53:51 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2013, 05:50:24 PM
Was this your "hot female friend" you talk about so much we all know you wish you could have banged her? :)

No, in point of fact. It was an Indian woman we knew from university. That added a touch of realism to the sham.  ;)

Talk so much about? You have the memory of an elephant.  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#14
March 12, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 12, 2013, 05:31:55 PM
We hate and judge, but we hate and judge as a family :D

Family?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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