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Title: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Malthus on March 11, 2013, 12:47:30 PM
Spain invites Shephardic Jews back (bring your 1492 drivers' licences please):

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21631427

... but what will Spain do with thousands of Siegies?  ;)
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: MadImmortalMan on March 11, 2013, 12:56:51 PM


Lulz we need money. Let's invite Jews back.

Not antisemitic at all.   :lol:
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Valmy on March 11, 2013, 12:57:43 PM
Embarrasing.  Spain should have left this one alone.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on March 11, 2013, 12:56:51 PM


Lulz we need money. Let's invite Jews back.

Not antisemitic at all.   :lol:

If it brings just a few back it might help a little.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Warspite on March 11, 2013, 01:10:48 PM
Well, it makes a more pleasant change from expelling/killing them when their money is needed.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Solmyr on March 11, 2013, 02:07:29 PM
Why would Jews want to go to Spain?
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Kleves on March 11, 2013, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: Warspite on March 11, 2013, 01:10:48 PM
Well, it makes a more pleasant change from expelling/killing them when their money is needed.
Maybe that's their long-term financial plan, after some of the Jews come back.  :hmm:
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 02:30:51 PM
Quote from: Solmyr on March 11, 2013, 02:07:29 PM
Why would Jews want to go to Spain?


Big discounts to be had on stuff?
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Barrister on March 11, 2013, 02:34:26 PM
Quote from: Solmyr on March 11, 2013, 02:07:29 PM
Why would Jews want to go to Spain?

Hey, if I could get the citizenship of any EU country for free I'd go for it.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 02:55:10 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 11, 2013, 02:34:26 PM
Quote from: Solmyr on March 11, 2013, 02:07:29 PM
Why would Jews want to go to Spain?

Hey, if I could get the citizenship of any EU country for free I'd go for it.

Really?  Any country??  You'd seriously split your loyalties like that?
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Valmy on March 11, 2013, 03:00:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 02:55:10 PM
Really?  Any country??  You'd seriously split your loyalties like that?

BB would have some serious decisions to make when...erm...how exactly would that be splitting his loyalties?
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: MadImmortalMan on March 11, 2013, 03:01:50 PM
Quote from: Valmy on March 11, 2013, 03:00:24 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 02:55:10 PM
Really?  Any country??  You'd seriously split your loyalties like that?

BB would have some serious decisions to make when...erm...how exactly would that be splitting his loyalties?

As long as it's the UK it's no problem. Same Queen and all.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Valmy on March 11, 2013, 03:08:20 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on March 11, 2013, 03:01:50 PM
As long as it's the UK it's no problem. Same Queen and all.

Heh.  Good point.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Barrister on March 11, 2013, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 02:55:10 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 11, 2013, 02:34:26 PM
Quote from: Solmyr on March 11, 2013, 02:07:29 PM
Why would Jews want to go to Spain?

Hey, if I could get the citizenship of any EU country for free I'd go for it.

Really?  Any country??  You'd seriously split your loyalties like that?

If a country is giving its citizenship away for free they obviously don't value it that highly, and neither would I.

But it would be handy when visiting Europe. :)

Do your kids have dual citizenship?
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 03:29:17 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 11, 2013, 03:26:07 PM
If a country is giving its citizenship away for free they obviously don't value it that highly, and neither would I.

Your call, but I'd take my citizenship oath & whatnot pretty seriously, and would only choose a country I would be proud of and loyal to. 

QuoteBut it would be handy when visiting Europe. :)

Do your kids have dual citizenship?

Nope.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 04:02:36 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 03:29:17 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 11, 2013, 03:26:07 PM
If a country is giving its citizenship away for free they obviously don't value it that highly, and neither would I.

Your call, but I'd take my citizenship oath & whatnot pretty seriously, and would only choose a country I would be proud of and loyal to. 

QuoteBut it would be handy when visiting Europe. :)

Do your kids have dual citizenship?

Nope.

So let me get this staight, if you were offered free citizenship of Spain you would turn it down on principle?  Does this have something to do with the American desire to turn down free money?
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: MadImmortalMan on March 11, 2013, 04:05:34 PM
Makes sense if you think of citizenship as an expression of loyalty rather than just a pragmatic asset.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Valmy on March 11, 2013, 04:08:32 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on March 11, 2013, 04:05:34 PM
Makes sense if you think of citizenship as an expression of loyalty rather than just a pragmatic asset.

Yeah I can see that.  I thought Spicey was implying some sort of conflict of interest.  Like Spain would demand BB spy on those wacky Canadians and their vile plots for them.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: derspiess on March 11, 2013, 04:12:36 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 04:02:36 PM
So let me get this staight, if you were offered free citizenship of Spain you would turn it down on principle?

Correct.

QuoteDoes this have something to do with the American desire to turn down free money?

Not sure what you're referring to.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 11, 2013, 04:14:42 PM
All that sweet Spanish dinero they're giving out.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Valmy on March 11, 2013, 04:24:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 11, 2013, 04:14:42 PM
All that sweet Spanish dinero they're giving out.

I presume he is saying that it gives you an asset you might use.  Like if you need to flee Canada and are under some delusion the EU does not have an extradition treaty.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: alfred russel on March 11, 2013, 05:15:37 PM
If the goal of immigration policy is to increase immigrants that have strong family backgrounds and are well educated, the pool of people that can trace their family history to 1500 probably has more of those qualities than the pool of those that can not.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Malthus on March 11, 2013, 05:27:26 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on March 11, 2013, 05:15:37 PM
If the goal of immigration policy is to increase immigrants that have strong family backgrounds and are well educated, the pool of people that can trace their family history to 1500 probably has more of those qualities than the pool of those that can not.

Either that ... or total scammers.  :D
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: The Larch on March 11, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
AFAIK there have been provisions in Spanish law to give the citizenship to descendants of sepharditic jews for a very long time, I don't know what's so special about this one to be featured in the media.  :huh:

For instance, a Spanish diplomat in Budapest in WWII used those provisions to give phony Spanish passports to thousands of jews there in order to allow them to flee the country. You can read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81ngel_Sanz_Briz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81ngel_Sanz_Briz)
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Viking on March 11, 2013, 05:35:09 PM
Why doesn't this apply to the morsicos who were expelled as well? I'm pretty sure this hasn't been thought through properly. Also, based on the reaction in israeli papers I saw a month ago, I don't think anybody is going to apply.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 11, 2013, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 04:02:36 PM
So let me get this staight, if you were offered free citizenship of Spain you would turn it down on principle?  Does this have something to do with the American desire to turn down free money?

I'd do it.  What the hell.  Mediterranean coast looks gorgeous.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: The Larch on March 11, 2013, 05:51:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 11, 2013, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 04:02:36 PM
So let me get this staight, if you were offered free citizenship of Spain you would turn it down on principle?  Does this have something to do with the American desire to turn down free money?

I'd do it.  What the hell.  Mediterranean coast looks gorgeous.

You'd sweat too much in the summer, I think you'd like my neck of the woods better. ;)
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 11, 2013, 05:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 11, 2013, 05:51:47 PM
You'd sweat too much in the summer, I think you'd like my neck of the woods better. ;)

This is true.  I could get with all sorts of Spanish life.

Except for all the stupid blood feasts.  Tossing goats out of church steeples.  The hell is that. 

Tapas, yes.  Setting bulls' horns on fire and running them through the town church?  Fruity ass medieval fuckheads.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 05:57:57 PM
Join me in Normandy. JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: The Larch on March 11, 2013, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 11, 2013, 05:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 11, 2013, 05:51:47 PM
You'd sweat too much in the summer, I think you'd like my neck of the woods better. ;)

This is true.  I could get with all sorts of Spanish life.

Except for all the stupid blood feasts.  Tossing goats out of church steeples.  The hell is that. 

Tapas, yes.  Setting bulls' horns on fire and running them through the town church?  Fruity ass medieval fuckheads.

One more reason to get away from the Mediterranean coast and coming to the Atlantic.  :P
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Razgovory on March 11, 2013, 06:04:23 PM
I'd watch a bullfight.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: DGuller on March 11, 2013, 06:05:24 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 11, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
For instance, a Spanish diplomat in Budapest in WWII used those provisions to give phony Spanish passports to thousands of jews there in order to allow them to flee the country. You can read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81ngel_Sanz_Briz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81ngel_Sanz_Briz)
Scammers.  :mad:
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:07:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 05:57:57 PM
Join me in Normandy. JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.

No sane person would select Normandy as a home away from home if they had other options.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 06:12:09 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:07:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 05:57:57 PM
Join me in Normandy. JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.

No sane person would select Normandy as a home away from home if they had other options.

I get it, you don't like the place.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:13:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 06:12:09 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:07:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 05:57:57 PM
Join me in Normandy. JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.

No sane person would select Normandy as a home away from home if they had other options.

I get it, you don't like the place.

Its perfectly fine.  But if one had a choice, why not someplace warmer and closer to better wine?
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 06:16:01 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:13:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 06:12:09 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:07:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 05:57:57 PM
Join me in Normandy. JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.

No sane person would select Normandy as a home away from home if they had other options.

I get it, you don't like the place.

Its perfectly fine.  But if one had a choice, why not someplace warmer and closer to better wine?

Wife loved the area. What she wants, I get.

Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 06:16:01 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:13:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 06:12:09 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:07:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 05:57:57 PM
Join me in Normandy. JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.

No sane person would select Normandy as a home away from home if they had other options.

I get it, you don't like the place.

Its perfectly fine.  But if one had a choice, why not someplace warmer and closer to better wine?

Wife loved the area. What she wants, I get.

Next time you need to have a better vetting process.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 06:23:21 PM
Nah. I don't want her exposed to the greasy side of Europe.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: PDH on March 11, 2013, 07:12:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 06:23:21 PM
Nah. I don't want her exposed to the greasy side of Europe.

Good man.  I liked Normandy when I was there.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 11, 2013, 07:56:22 PM
Was that back in '44?
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Iormlund on March 11, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
It has nothing to do with the crisis. Spain has had provisions to fast-track Sephardi citizenship since Primo de Rivera's dictatorship 90 years ago, just like it does with other descendants of Spanish exiles (mostly Latinamerican).
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: PDH on March 11, 2013, 08:36:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 11, 2013, 07:56:22 PM
Was that back in '44?

:rolleyes:  Even my dad was only 18 in '44.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 09:28:33 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 11, 2013, 07:56:22 PM
Was that back in '44?
PDH is not Grumbles
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 11, 2013, 09:34:20 PM
No kidding. It's not like I made a reference to Hastings.
Title: Re: Spain: Sorry About That, C'mon Back, Jews
Post by: dps on March 12, 2013, 03:59:38 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2013, 06:07:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2013, 05:57:57 PM
Join me in Normandy. JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.

No sane person would select Normandy as a home away from home if they had other options.

What does that have to do with what a typical Languishite might select?