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Title: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: DontSayBanana on February 28, 2013, 08:19:44 AM
Headed up to NoHo in NYC on Friday night, and I was wondering what kind of stuff to do during the day.  Any suggestion?  Garbs?
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 28, 2013, 08:21:46 AM
Get mugged. yelled at by the large population of crazies and assholes.  Maybe stuck in a mammoth traffic jam.  Also there is always the pick pockets that prey on the swarming crowds at Times Square and the other tourist traps.  Or pay $15.00 for a burger at one of the gourmet food trucks that litter the alleys.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: garbon on February 28, 2013, 08:50:01 AM
So you're here Saturday then? What things in general do you like to do? I can pm you some suggestions if you give me direction. Or as in - what have you seen here before? :D

@Wags - Good Languish spirit! ^_^
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: DontSayBanana on February 28, 2013, 08:56:19 AM
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 08:50:01 AM
So you're here Saturday then? What things in general do you like to do? I can pm you some suggestions if you give me direction. Or as in - what have you seen here before? :D

@Wags - Good Languish spirit! ^_^

Friday.  The GF and I are headed up to one of Eddie Izzard's WIP shows being done at The Culture Project, and we were hoping to just make a day trip out of it.

And not too much, actually.  It's been a couple years since the last time I was up in NYC, it was a couple years before that, and both times, we were hanging around Times Square.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Grey Fox on February 28, 2013, 09:03:50 AM
Yes! Road trip to New YAWK!
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Syt on February 28, 2013, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on February 28, 2013, 08:21:46 AM
Get mugged.  yelled at by the large population of crazies and assholes.  Maybe stuck in a mammoth traffic jam.  Also there is always the pick pockets that prey on the swarming crowds at Times Square and the other tourist traps.  Or pay $15.00 for a burger at one of the gourmet food trucks that litter the alleys.

That was basically my sister's reaction when I told her that if I were to visit her in the U.S. I would also plan for a week in NY. :lol:
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: PDH on February 28, 2013, 09:45:25 AM
Don't forget the CHUDs
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Caliga on February 28, 2013, 09:52:58 AM
Quote from: PDH on February 28, 2013, 09:45:25 AM
Don't forget the CHUDs
Especially Bud.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: garbon on February 28, 2013, 09:57:23 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on February 28, 2013, 08:56:19 AM
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 08:50:01 AM
So you're here Saturday then? What things in general do you like to do? I can pm you some suggestions if you give me direction. Or as in - what have you seen here before? :D

@Wags - Good Languish spirit! ^_^

Friday.  The GF and I are headed up to one of Eddie Izzard's WIP shows being done at The Culture Project, and we were hoping to just make a day trip out of it.

And not too much, actually.  It's been a couple years since the last time I was up in NYC, it was a couple years before that, and both times, we were hanging around Times Square.

Alright well downtown - you can easily walk down into the soho area which is full of nice shops (well minus touristy broadway where you have all your major consumer labels), cafes, restaurants and independent art galleries (Particularly along W. Broadway and Thompson).  You've also got just a little northwest of the venue - Washington Square Park (which is really more pavement than grass).

East of soho, you have the start of the lower east side and the tenement museum which I've heard is lovely but I've never been. There's also the New Museum but that's only good if you like alternative forms of art (video, performance, stacked objects).

In a completely different direction, you could head over the 15th and 9th ave and pop in at the chelsea market. Mostly cute food places, sometimes some shops / art fairs. From there you could walk along the highline. That always has fun views and is nice to walk along.

Foodwise, though cheapest bet is probably east village or parts of Lower East Side. Prices tend to increase Soho/Greenwich Village/W Village/Chelsea directions. :D

I'd avoid anything downtown, downtown as it is all rather hideous post-9/11 and unfortunately I believe the southstreet seaport is still in disrepair post-sandy.

If you were really feeling adventurous, you could take the train up to the Met which is next to central park. Their permanent pay as you wish scheme makes for a whole of art viewing for not more than a buck. So you could do an hour there and then check out Central Park.

Listed several outdoor things just because it is supposed to be near 50 and clear skies tomorrow. :D
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 28, 2013, 10:28:15 AM
Quote from: Syt on February 28, 2013, 09:08:04 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on February 28, 2013, 08:21:46 AM
Get mugged.  yelled at by the large population of crazies and assholes.  Maybe stuck in a mammoth traffic jam.  Also there is always the pick pockets that prey on the swarming crowds at Times Square and the other tourist traps.  Or pay $15.00 for a burger at one of the gourmet food trucks that litter the alleys.

That was basically my sister's reaction when I told her that if I were to visit her in the U.S. I would also plan for a week in NY. :lol:
I've had to go down every year to visit my wife's grandmother.  I loath that city.  Fortunately, my sister lives there.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: mongers on February 28, 2013, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 09:57:23 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on February 28, 2013, 08:56:19 AM
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 08:50:01 AM
So you're here Saturday then? What things in general do you like to do? I can pm you some suggestions if you give me direction. Or as in - what have you seen here before? :D

@Wags - Good Languish spirit! ^_^

Friday.  The GF and I are headed up to one of Eddie Izzard's WIP shows being done at The Culture Project, and we were hoping to just make a day trip out of it.

And not too much, actually.  It's been a couple years since the last time I was up in NYC, it was a couple years before that, and both times, we were hanging around Times Square.

Alright well downtown - you can easily walk down into the soho area which is full of nice shops (well minus touristy broadway where you have all your major consumer labels), cafes, restaurants and independent art galleries (Particularly along W. Broadway and Thompson).  You've also got just a little northwest of the venue - Washington Square Park (which is really more pavement than grass).

East of soho, you have the start of the lower east side and the tenement museum which I've heard is lovely but I've never been. There's also the New Museum but that's only good if you like alternative forms of art (video, performance, stacked objects).

In a completely different direction, you could head over the 15th and 9th ave and pop in at the chelsea market. Mostly cute food places, sometimes some shops / art fairs. From there you could walk along the highline. That always has fun views and is nice to walk along.

Foodwise, though cheapest bet is probably east village or parts of Lower East Side. Prices tend to increase Soho/Greenwich Village/W Village/Chelsea directions. :D

I'd avoid anything downtown, downtown as it is all rather hideous post-9/11 and unfortunately I believe the southstreet seaport is still in disrepair post-sandy.

If you were really feeling adventurous, you could take the train up to the Met which is next to central park. Their permanent pay as you wish scheme makes for a whole of art viewing for not more than a buck. So you could do an hour there and then check out Central Park.

Listed several outdoor things just because it is supposed to be near 50 and clear skies tomorrow. :D

Gaby, you should write tour/lonely planet guides; you've sold NYC to even me.   :)
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: garbon on February 28, 2013, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: mongers on February 28, 2013, 10:29:59 AM
Gaby, you should write tour/lonely planet guides; you've sold NYC to even me.   :)

:blush:

My vision is pretty myopic. Left out places like Chinatown and Tribeca which I never visit.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on February 28, 2013, 12:37:35 PM
If it were me, the answer would be food. Jean Georges, Le Bernardin, Smith & Wollensky, the obligatory Katz's Deli I suppose for tourists. But order pastrami.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 28, 2013, 01:32:55 PM
Katz' was expensive and noisy.  Sammiches were good and all, but for like 12-15 bucks I expect some fries or a soda with it.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: garbon on February 28, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 28, 2013, 12:37:35 PM
If it were me, the answer would be food. Jean Georges, Le Bernardin, Smith & Wollensky, the obligatory Katz's Deli I suppose for tourists. But order pastrami.

All of which are pretty expensive and not really near the part of New York that he'll be in (unless as I said he gets adventurous)*. :contract:

*also I tend not to suggest to people that they should spend an entire day eating. :P
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Malthus on February 28, 2013, 01:51:01 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 28, 2013, 12:37:35 PM
If it were me, the answer would be food. Jean Georges, Le Bernardin, Smith & Wollensky, the obligatory Katz's Deli I suppose for tourists. But order pastrami.

All of which are pretty expensive and not really near the part of New York that he'll be in (unless as I said he gets adventurous)*. :contract:

*also I tend not to suggest to people that they should spend an entire day eating. :P

New York deli food is apparently premised on the notion that you wish to attain the half-ton mark, or that you require food for a week.  :D

Went to one deli, was blocked in by another customer who was, I swear, the fattest person I've ever seen actually able to walk under her own power. No secret to how she got that way either, given what she ordered (we ordered one sandwich and split it between the two of us, and had leftovers).
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 28, 2013, 01:52:38 PM
Why not? All
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 28, 2013, 12:37:35 PM
If it were me, the answer would be food. Jean Georges, Le Bernardin, Smith & Wollensky, the obligatory Katz's Deli I suppose for tourists. But order pastrami.

All of which are pretty expensive and not really near the part of New York that he'll be in (unless as I said he gets adventurous)*. :contract:

*also I tend not to suggest to people that they should spend an entire day eating. :P
Why not? the whole city is a vomitorium.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Ed Anger on February 28, 2013, 01:52:53 PM
Plus, you might be molested by the power mad mayor, forced to breast feed  or be give a small soda.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: katmai on February 28, 2013, 01:59:33 PM
Masshole people have little room to talk in disparaging terms.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: garbon on February 28, 2013, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 28, 2013, 01:59:33 PM
Masshole people have little room to talk in disparaging terms.

I've been ignoring him as for the most part - his disgust just stems form jealousy.

And people from Ohio? I don't think they can even be heard. :D
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Ed Anger on February 28, 2013, 02:22:14 PM
 :cry:
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: garbon on February 28, 2013, 02:30:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 28, 2013, 02:22:14 PM
:cry:

Did somebody say something? :hmm:
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 28, 2013, 03:06:38 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 28, 2013, 01:59:33 PM
Masshole people have little room to talk in disparaging terms.

I've been ignoring him as for the most part - his disgust just stems form jealousy.

And people from Ohio? I don't think they can even be heard. :D
Jealuosy over what?
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 28, 2013, 03:11:12 PM
Hey now, don't be dissing Ohio: they've got White Castles and Steak n Shakes out there.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Ed Anger on February 28, 2013, 03:12:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 28, 2013, 03:11:12 PM
Hey now, don't be dissing Ohio: they've got White Castles and Steak n Shakes out there.

I would trade the steak n' puke for shoney's and zaxby's.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: katmai on February 28, 2013, 03:16:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 28, 2013, 01:59:33 PM
Masshole people have little room to talk in disparaging terms.

I've been ignoring him as for the most part - his disgust just stems form jealousy.

I mean i'd choose LA over NYC, but NYC is waaaay better than Boston.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: Ed Anger on February 28, 2013, 03:18:01 PM
I'd pick NYC too, when Mayor McCheese gets out of office.
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: garbon on February 28, 2013, 03:39:59 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 28, 2013, 03:16:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 28, 2013, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 28, 2013, 01:59:33 PM
Masshole people have little room to talk in disparaging terms.

I've been ignoring him as for the most part - his disgust just stems form jealousy.

I mean i'd choose LA over NYC, but NYC is waaaay better than Boston.

Fair all around. :hug:
Title: Re: What's Up In New Yawk?
Post by: garbon on February 28, 2013, 03:40:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 28, 2013, 03:11:12 PM
Hey now, don't be dissing Ohio: they've got White Castles and Steak n Shakes out there.

NYC has White Castle. :contract: