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Title: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Jas0nx420 on May 17, 2009, 09:13:21 PM
 So theres this girl Victoria right.. that i'm like totally in love with, and have been for really almost 2 years now.  Anyways, we first met at work.. where we started talking and soon became really close friends.. I mean, close enough to the point where we would often even cuddle and sleep together(no sex).. after about a year of this I did something that in hindsight, probably wasn't the best idea.  I just couldn't control myself!  I basically spilled my guts and told her how I felt.  There was this sort of awkward feeling in the air.. and in not so few words- told me that she really only saw me as a friend.  OUCH.  I acted like it was ok no problem, but this really screwed my head up, and I noticed after I said that we were still real close but she began to distance herself a little.

So at this point im in this sort of paniced frenzy.  I start scouring the internet for advice or guidance.. and I came across this one website: http://www.dating.pcti-system.com .. Which is this online dating/attraction learning course type thing.  So long story short I wound up signing up for it... Much of the info, lessons, and things it teaches you didn't quite click or make sense to my logic at the time.  But after my amazing screw-up.. I was jus like fuck it, nothing much to lose.  So I started employing these methods.. And long story short.. this shit worked fucking INCREDIBLY.. I can't quite explain it, this girl just ate it all up.  All I can say.. at least for me, everything we think females want, or like, or what makes sense.. you can bet is almost the EXACT opposite.  It's incredible.  Women are really strange ill-logical creatures.. no offense to any girls out there.  Anyways, after a couple months of this going back and forth we eventually wound up in a relationship, and even had sex a couple times.. it was amazing and so surreal it all happened so fast... so onto my question-

I guess with my newfound "game" .. I got a little too ahead of myself and wound up meeting this girl off myspace and ended up having sex with her.. Then one day Vic was at my house and I left my myspace page open.. she went snooping and discovered EVERYTHING.. I don't even know what I was thinking when I decided to go off and do this.. but she confronted me, I was dumbfounded lost for words, she smacked me SO hard across my face, told me she hated me n never wanted to speak 2 me again.. then left.  I truly am sorry I could give a shit about this other girl.  For the past week I've been trying to contact her every day and shes COMPLETELY avoiding me.. it's driving me fucking insane.  I had everything I ever wanted and totally fucked it up .. Is there any way to turn this thing around?? =(  Help!
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on May 17, 2009, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: Jas0nx420 on May 17, 2009, 09:13:21 PM
meeting this girl off myspace and ended up having sex with her..

You have syphilis now.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Habbaku on May 17, 2009, 09:22:15 PM
Who the fu--...Nah, not worth it.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: PDH on May 17, 2009, 09:27:39 PM
Maybe THIS is Languishchick33?
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Siege on May 17, 2009, 09:35:50 PM
This sounds like a comercial to promote whatever that link is.

Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Razgovory on May 17, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
I wish I was a spam bot.  What an exciting life they must lead.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 17, 2009, 09:39:27 PM
Quote from: Jas0nx420 on May 17, 2009, 09:13:21 PMWomen are really strange ill-logical creatures.. no offense to any girls out there. 

Don't worry, there are no women on the internet. 
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2009, 09:40:46 PM
That's the longest advertisement for an embedded dating link I've seen.  Congrats.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 17, 2009, 09:44:51 PM
Not only is it long, but the advertisement ends with his girlfriend leaving him.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 17, 2009, 09:50:13 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 17, 2009, 09:44:51 PM
Not only is it long, but the advertisement ends with his girlfriend leaving him.
What he needs is the VIP one on one counseling from dating. pcti-system.com.  Very competitively priced.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Grey Fox on May 17, 2009, 09:54:50 PM
eharmony.com is better then your puny site! Atleast that site as TV ads.

Yo marketing people, you suck.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 17, 2009, 09:57:11 PM
What the fuck is this bullshit?
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Alcibiades on May 17, 2009, 10:37:10 PM
Hurray!   :D
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: DisturbedPervert on May 18, 2009, 12:24:31 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 17, 2009, 09:50:13 PM
What he needs is the VIP one on one counseling from dating. pcti-system.com.  Very competitively priced.

He needs to hurry.  We all do, there's only 24 hours until 'the women' have the site taken down.   :(
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Brazen on May 18, 2009, 02:25:23 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 17, 2009, 09:35:50 PM
This sounds like a comercial to promote whatever that link is.
Ya reckon Einstein?
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Delirium on May 18, 2009, 02:33:06 AM
It annoys me that he ends every sentence with two periods.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Viking on May 18, 2009, 03:22:35 AM
Who the fuck are you?


(you guys have been slacking)
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Brazen on May 18, 2009, 04:15:00 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 18, 2009, 12:24:31 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 17, 2009, 09:50:13 PM
What he needs is the VIP one on one counseling from dating. pcti-system.com.  Very competitively priced.

He needs to hurry.  We all do, there's only 24 hours until 'the women' have the site taken down.   :(
Too right. Me and the sistahs are on the case.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Josquius on May 18, 2009, 05:04:06 AM
Most entertaining bot ever.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Tonitrus on May 18, 2009, 05:40:16 AM
The linked site is like a dating version of Timecube.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Brazen on May 18, 2009, 05:58:14 AM
Everyone who clicked on the link wins a big, fat fail.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Tonitrus on May 18, 2009, 05:59:56 AM
Quote from: Brazen on May 18, 2009, 05:58:14 AM
Everyone who clicked on the link wins a big, fat fail.

I was feeling masochistic tonight.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on May 18, 2009, 07:01:22 AM
This sounds like Crunch actually. CRUNCH.
Title: Re: She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)
Post by: Siege on May 19, 2009, 07:55:27 AM
Quote from: Brazen on May 18, 2009, 02:25:23 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 17, 2009, 09:35:50 PM
This sounds like a comercial to promote whatever that link is.
Ya reckon Einstein?

I'm not very intelligent.

This is a known fact.

But since this the brain I got issued when I was born, and the only one I have, I have to do the best can with it.